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AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #3:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: suspicious behavior at the dark temple
TIP: Last night, I was taking my dog on a walk and I saw a group of kids in hoodies pointing at the tarp covered dark temple. I knew something was up, because who has the audacity to point at the home of t̶̡͉̪̳̳̤͐̓̔̓̀͂͗̍͒h̴͓̘͕̲̪͈̘̬̔̂͐͗̋̃͐̀͋̀͠ę̵̡̨̱̭͙͉̼̹͚̞̙̘̄̚͠ ̴̜̙͉͉̝̩̲̙̠̹̳̙̞̫͎̃̎̀̋̆̇̒̋͝c̵̖̩̿̉̃̄́̊́͛̅̀̿̚o̴̱̝̘͋͐̽̀͂͒̋̈́̂̈́̕r̶̛̪̠̠̱̰̠̞̬̭͈̔̎̐̊͊́̋e̸͓̭͇͕͗͗́̒̈̔̿̈́́̈͝ ̶͔̩͕͎̟͎̦̥̞̩̗̼͒̊͑̌̎́͘͘͠ͅļ̷̙̹̼̤͕̹̥͗̊͋̋ǭ̴̢̙͎̳͓̘̺͕̥̘̠̙̼̹̀́͑̍̋̅̐̌͑͝r̴̡͕̜̦̣͔̺̰̙̹̥͚̩̃̐̇̓̃̃̌̀́̽̚͘͝d̸̨̼̼̤̬̪̠͚̰̩̱̖͋̉̌̉̏͂̿͌̾ ?

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #3:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: to jeff
TIP:what if we kissed in the student center?? jk jk jk... unless...

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #3:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: This tip is sponsored by CircleTime
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AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #2:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: potential connection
TIP: okay, so the day the psychic thought balloon was injured and vandalized, i had taken a walk in the whispering woods. on my walk, i spotted @Level 9 Bouncy House. Level 9 Bouncy House has always been mysterious. could there be a connection there?

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #2:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: bruh moment
TIP: what if the vandal was like the collective of our souls?? idk just throwing stuff out there. you probably wouldn't get it. i'm like super deep

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #2:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: who cares?
TIP: like really? don't we always have some sort of a crisis going on. like i don't care. burn the whole damn campus down. why should i care? education? community? no.
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HELLO EVERYONE!

IN AN EFFORT TO CATCH OUR VANDAL, WE WILL BE POSTING TIPS FROM OUR STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE. WE KNOW THIS MAY SEEM DESPERATE, BUT WE ARE WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING.

IF ANYTHING IN THESE TIPS SOUND FAMILIAR, PLEASE REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY.REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT ANYTHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

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AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #1:
STUDENT (Optional): Mr. Hugh Jass
SUBJECT: vandal's home address
TIP: up ur butt and around the corner

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #1:
STUDENT (Optional): Jeff
SUBJECT: Unhealthy Environment
TIP: While I support bringing this vandal down, GROTTO G.S.M. INC. is creating an unhealthy environment of distrust! Please help me in my petition to the school administration to cut ties with GROTTO G.S.M. INC. once and for all.

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #1:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: potential tip
TIP: i don't know what i saw, but i think i might have seen a missing professor on campus with spray paint

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #1:
STUDENT (Optional): Just your local neighborrhodd truth seeker
SUBJECT: corruption!!!
TIP: i think @Big Jim stole the dark temple adn you guys are just coering it up. big jim talked about the t̶̡͉̪̳̳̤͐̓̔̓̀͂͗̍͒h̴͓̘͕̲̪͈̘̬̔̂͐͗̋̃͐̀͋̀͠ę̵̡̨̱̭͙͉̼̹͚̞̙̘̄̚͠ ̴̜̙͉͉̝̩̲̙̠̹̳̙̞̫͎̃̎̀̋̆̇̒̋͝c̵̖̩̿̉̃̄́̊́͛̅̀̿̚o̴̱̝̘͋͐̽̀͂͒̋̈́̂̈́̕r̶̛̪̠̠̱̰̠̞̬̭͈̔̎̐̊͊́̋e̸͓̭͇͕͗͗́̒̈̔̿̈́́̈͝ ̶͔̩͕͎̟͎̦̥̞̩̗̼͒̊͑̌̎́͘͘͠ͅļ̷̙̹̼̤͕̹̥͗̊͋̋ǭ̴̢̙͎̳͓̘̺͕̥̘̠̙̼̹̀́͑̍̋̅̐̌͑͝r̴̡͕̜̦̣͔̺̰̙̹̥͚̩̃̐̇̓̃̃̌̀́̽̚͘͝d̸̨̼̼̤̬̪̠͚̰̩̱̖͋̉̌̉̏͂̿͌̾" like more htan once.. concidence?// ill let you decide...

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HELLO EVERYONE.

WE HAVE DEEPLY SADDENING NEWS.

THE VANDAL HAS HIT AGAIN.

ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL AND MYSTIC THOUGHT BALLOONS WAS VANDALIZED AND PUNCTURED. LUCKILY, THE BALLOON SURVIVED THE ATTACK WITH SEVERE INJURIES.

IT APPEARS THAT THE BALLOON WAS AMBUSHED BY NOT ONLY PSYCHICAL BUCKETS OF PAINT AND SPRAY PAINT ETCHINGS, BUT ALSO A THOUGHT ATTACK THAT PARALYZED THE BALLOON INTO SUBMISSION.

THE DEFLATED THOUGHT BALLOON WAS DISRESPECTFULLY DISCARDED IN THE WHISPERING WOODS. EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT THE BALLOON'S ESCAPED CONTENTS CAUSED MULTIPLE BLACKOUTS AND PSYCHIC HAPPENINGS IN NEARBY TOWNS.

THE ATTACK IS NOT ONLY TRAGIC, BUT MAKES US WORRY ABOUT THESE VANDALS. AS THE VIRAL VIDEO ENTITLED "IDIOT GETS GORED BY PSYCHIC THOUGHT BALLOON (EMOTIONAL)" DEPICTS, IT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS TO EVEN POKE OR PROD THOUGHT BALLOONS. WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW A PSYCHIC THOUGHT BALLOON COULD HAVE BEEN INJURED IN THIS WAY BY ANY BEING (INCLUDING OURSELVES).

WE, FOR ONE, WILL NOT ALLOW THESE INJUSTICES TO CONTINUE. WE WILL NOT STAND ON THE SIDELINES AND ALLOW ANY PSYCHIC THOUGHT BALLOONS TO BE FURTHER INJURED.

UPON THE DISCOVERY OF THE THOUGHT BALLOON, WE PATCHED THE BALLOON AND REFILLED IT WITH THE EXCESS, MINDLESS THOUGHTS OF OUR CUSTOMERS TO SUPPORT THE BALLOON IN IT'S REHABILITATION.

ADDITIONALLY, WE HAVE POSTED SEVERAL TROOPS OF GROTTO G.S.M. INC. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICERS AROUND THE TRAVELLING THOUGHT BALLOONS TO WATCH OUT AND PROTECT FROM FURTHER ATTACKS.

WE DO NOT WANT THIS TO DAMPEN THE PSYCHIC THOUGHT BALLOON FEST OR TO END THE WELL DESERVED ATTENTION UPON THE OTHER THOUGHT BALLOONS, BUT WE DO WANT TO ENCOURAGE STUDENTS TO REPORT ANY AND ALL SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR.

WE HAVE SPENT LONG ENOUGH WITH THIS VANDAL TERRORIZING OUR COMMUNITY. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT ANYTHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE,

FIRST OF ALL, WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK @Petajoule66 AND THE JOULE CREW FOR THEIR VIGILANT REPORTING OF SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. ADDITIONALLY, WE ARE LOOKING INTO A LEAD INVOLVING "Ol' Dirty Walnut" (FLOATING AMPHITHEATER #3). SOME ANONYMOUS TIPS HAVE SUGGESTED THAT @Karin Blentzsen AND THE 39 OTHER PEOPLE WHO LANDED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE ARE INVOLVED WITH THE VANDALISM.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING EITHER LEAD, PLEASE ALERT US IMMEDIATELY.
WE ARE LOOKING INTO THOSE LEADS AND FOR THE MOMENT THE DEMOLISHING OF THE DARK TEMPLE, FLOATING AMPHITHEATERS, AND STUDENT CENTER HAVE BEEN POSTPONED.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE VANDALISM SEEMS TO BE... GROWING STRONGER? LIKE IT IS ABSORBING MORE POWER EVERY TIME WE TRY TO CLEAN IT? WE HIRED A PARANORMAL CLEAN UP TEAM AND THEY ALL DISAPPEARED? AND NOW OTHER PEOPLE WORKING ON THE DARK TEMPLE SAY THEY HEAR THEM CRYING AND HAUNTING THE HALLS?

WHILE WE INITIALLY APPROACHED THIS ISSUE AS THE CULPRITS WERE DELINQUENT STUDENTS, AT THIS POINT, WE DON'T REALLY KNOW, IF THERE WAS A STUDENT EVEN CAPABLE OF THIS.

WITH GROWING PRESSURE FROM THE PTA, WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO KEEP THESE BUILDINGS FROM BEING DEMOLISHED. NOW WE WANT TO SUPPORT ALL OF YOU BY KEEPING THESE BUILDINGS UP AND RUNNING (EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT COMPLETE BUFFOON JEFF), BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU FIND ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL THAT SEEMS TO BE SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS, WE ASK YOU TO REPORT IT.

IF WE DO NOT FIND A PROMISING LEAD, THE DARK TEMPLE, FLOATING AMPHITHEATERS, AND THE STUDENT CENTER COULD BE DEMOLISHED BY HALLOWEEN.

REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT SOMETHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE,

OKAY, YES, THE RUMORS ARE TRUE. THE DARK TEMPLE, FLOATING AMPHITHEATERS, AND STUDENT CENTER ARE NOT BEING CLEANED OF VANDALISM ANYMORE. THEY ARE PLANNED TO BE DEMOLISHED.

NOW WE HEAR YOU, YOU ARE ANGRY AND CONFUSED. YOU MIGHT BE SAYING, "The dark temple is integral to the both faculty and students. It is the center for all things to do with t̶̡͉̪̳̳̤͐̓̔̓̀͂͗̍͒h̴͓̘͕̲̪͈̘̬̔̂͐͗̋̃͐̀͋̀͠ę̵̡̨̱̭͙͉̼̹͚̞̙̘̄̚͠ ̴̜̙͉͉̝̩̲̙̠̹̳̙̞̫͎̃̎̀̋̆̇̒̋͝c̵̖̩̿̉̃̄́̊́͛̅̀̿̚o̴̱̝̘͋͐̽̀͂͒̋̈́̂̈́̕r̶̛̪̠̠̱̰̠̞̬̭͈̔̎̐̊͊́̋e̸͓̭͇͕͗͗́̒̈̔̿̈́́̈͝ ̶͔̩͕͎̟͎̦̥̞̩̗̼͒̊͑̌̎́͘͘͠ͅļ̷̙̹̼̤͕̹̥͗̊͋̋ǭ̴̢̙͎̳͓̘̺͕̥̘̠̙̼̹̀́͑̍̋̅̐̌͑͝r̴̡͕̜̦̣͔̺̰̙̹̥͚̩̃̐̇̓̃̃̌̀́̽̚͘͝d̸̨̼̼̤̬̪̠͚̰̩̱̖͋̉̌̉̏͂̿͌̾" OR "The Floating Amphitheaters are not only iconic school buildings, but sickkk party locations" OR IF YOU ARE LOSER NAMED JEFF, YOU MIGHT SAY, "The student center literally has the majority of counselling, college prep, and planning resources on the entire campus. Like no one actually uses it, but it is an amazing resource and it shows real neglect and apathy from the administration to let it get demolished. I don't understand why the majority of the outrage is not about the student center. In my opinion, it is one of the most important buildings on campus,"

WELL, WE'VE HEARD YOUR COMPLAINTS AND WE SEEK TO ADDRESS THEM. THE ISSUE IS... WELL, WE'VE HAD A LITTLE ISSUE WITH CLEAN UP OF THE VANDALISM. WE NEVER PLANNED FOR IT TO TAKE THIS LONG. BOTH US AND THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION WERE SURE THAT IT WOULD ONLY REQUIRE A BIT OF SCRUBBING AND EYEBALL GREASE.
YET, AS YOU CAN ASCERTAIN FOR OUR AND @Big Jim 's ABSENCE SINCE LAST AUGUST, WE ARE VERY OCCUPIED.

THE THING IS, THE VANDALISM LEFT BEHIND SOME... HOW DO WE SAY THIS? WEIRD ENERGIES? LIKE NOT REGULAR WEIRD, BUT LIKE WEIRD WEIRD. IT IS NOT APPARENT WHO OR WHAT CREATED IT AND WHY IT HAS... MELDED (?) WITH THE PHYSICAL, SPIRITUAL, AND EMOTIONAL FORMS OF THESE BUILDINGS.

NOW, WE KNOW IT IS DIFFICULT TO HEAR THAT THEY ARE PLANNED TO BE DEMOLISHED, BUT THE KEY WORD IS PLANNED! IF WE CAN FIND THE CREATOR OF THIS VANDALISM, WE WON'T HAVE TO DEMOLISH THE BUILDINGS. WE CAN EASILY INTERROGATE THEM AND GET THE INFO WE NEED. SO, ESPECIALLY NOW, IT IS PERTINENT THAT YOU REPORT SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. NOT ONLY OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, BUT ALSO JUST THINGS... AND STUFF THAT LOOK SUSPICIOUS.

REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT SOMETHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE,

WE HAVE HEARD/SEEN/SMELT/TASTED/FELT MANY CONCERNS FROM THE STUDENT BODY ABOUT THE RECENT HAPPENINGS AT THE DARK TEMPLE. WE THOUGHT WE COULD ADDRESS ALL YOUR CONCERNS ABOUT THE TEMPLE HERE.

AS ANNOUNCED BY @Big Jim , MANDATORY GOOD THOUGHT AND HAPPY PRAYER RITUALS AT THE DARK TEMPLE WERE INSTITUTED TO UPLIFT THE STUDENT POPULATION AFTER RECENT DEBAUCHERY OF THE FRAUDULENT CLASS, Visual Art and Apocalyptic Studies. WE COMPLETELY SUPPORT THIS MANDATE. WE BELIEVE ALL STUDENTS SHOULD TAKE PART IN THIS BRILLIANTLY SPIRIT RISING ACTIVITY.

OF COURSE, THESE MANDATORY SESSIONS ARE TEMPORARILY CANCELLED, AS WELL STUDENTS HAVE NOTICED FROM THE LARGE SIGNS AND BLOCKADES OUTSIDE THE BUILDING, THE SECURITY TEAM CIRCLING THE BUILDING, AND THE CLEANING CREWS ENTERING AND EXITING, AS WELL AS THE HAZMAT TENT DRAPED OVER THE BUILDING.

MANY STUDENTS ARE CONFUSED AND WORRIED THAT WILL SUFFER SEVERE PUNISHMENT, IF THEY CANNOT ATTEND THE GOOD THOUGHT AND HAPPY PRAYER RITUALS. IF YOU ARE A STUDENT LIKE THIS, THERE IS NO NEED WORRY! THE DARK TEMPLE WILL UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME! SIMPLY, A FOOLISH PERSON HAS VANDALIZED THE DARK TEMPLE. WE, OF COURSE, TOOK IT INTO OUR OWN HANDS TO CLEAN UP THE MESS.

NOW, IF YOU ARE THE STUDENT OR STUDENTS THAT CAUSED THE CLOSING OF THE DARK TEMPLE, THERE IS NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY.

THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION, SCHOOL BOARD, CLEANING CREW, GROTTO G.S.M. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY, GROTTO G.S.M. DISCLOSED SECURITY, THE GGSMSSSAEAPC, TEACHERS, AND ALL THE GOOD, LAWFUL, AND KIND STUDENTS AT PSYCHIC HIGH WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR UNLAWFUL, CRUDE, AND UNCOUTH ACT OF VANDALISM.

GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS DETERMINED TO RESTORE THE DARK TEMPLE AND PUT AN END TO YOUR SELFISH AND CHILDISH BEHAVIOR.

IF YOU ARE A GOOD, LAWFUL, AND KIND STUDENT, KEEP YOUR EYES, EARS, MOUTHS, AND NOSES ALERT FOR SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE BEING SUSPICIOUS, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY TO EITHER US, A GROTTO G.S.M. INC. SECURITY OFFICER (UNDISCLOSED OR DISCLOSED), OR A MEMBER OF THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION, SUCH AS @Big Jim.

REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT SOMEONE INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE,

WE ARE INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTED AT THE HOAX THAT HAS GONE ON RIGHT UNDERNEATH OUR NOSE THIS SUMMER. FOR THREE MONTHS, MANY OF YOU WERE COMPLICIT IN THIS ACT OF DECEPTION AND TRICKERY.

LAST FRIDAY, AUGUST THE 2ND, THE GGSMSSSAEAPC AUDIT TEAM, LED BY @Anita Hairtie,WAS FINISHING THEIR REVIEW OF ALL PSYCHIC HIGH CLASSES. THE ADMINISTRATION ASKED IF WE COULD CONDUCT AUDITS TO MEASURE SAFETY, EMPOWERMENT, AND SECURITY. WE OBLIGED. NEVER DID WE THINK THAT ONE OF OUR CLASSES WOULD TURN OUT TO BE COMPLETELY DEVOID OF NOT ONLY SAFETY, EMPOWERMENT, AND SECURITY, BUT ALSO COMPLETELY LACKING OF EXISTENCE.

WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT "Visual Art and Apocalyptic Studies" SUPPOSEDLY TAUGHT BY PROF. BRANIGAN DOES NOT EXIST. NOT ONCE HAVE THE FLOATING AMPHITHEATERS BEEN USED THIS ENTIRE SUMMER. IN FACT, PROF. BRANIGAN HAS NOT BEEN ON CAMPUS SINCE JUNE 1ST.
IN OUR INVESTIGATION, WE HAVE FOUND THAT PROF. BRANIGAN SENT THE FOLLOWING EMAIL TO ALL STUDENTS REGISTERED FOR THE CLASS ON MAY 31ST:

Dear Student,

I send this letter to you today, because you are registered to take the summer course Visual Art and Apocalyptic Studies. I have an unfortunate piece of news. I will not be teaching it. No one will be teaching it. Now, I know that you are most likely shocked, disappointed, or confused, but I implore you to keep a level head.
You will get an "A" in the class and still receive all the credit you expected, but instead of attending a class, you can do whatever you please. All that I ask is that you do not reveal this to anyone, unless they are also enrolled in the class.
I understand that you may feel that you should tell someone with authority, but I ensure you, I am not doing this for no reason. I hope that my reputation and my previous behavior is enough to inform you that my actions are for good.

Thank you for your time and consideration,
Professor Achava Branigan
Psychic High School

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN PROF. BRANIGAN DIDN'T POST ANYTHING ON OUR JOURNAL, AS SHE TYPICALLY DOES FOR HER CLASSES. WE TRUSTED HER AND WE TRUSTED PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENTS.

WE APOLOGIZE TO STUDENTS AND STAFF THAT ARE DISAPPOINTED BY OUR LACK OF OVERSIGHT. IT SIMPLY NOT RESPECTABLE THAT THIS HAS GONE ON.

WE CONDEMN STUDENTS AND STAFF THAT ALLOWED THIS HOAX TO GO ON. A TOTAL OF 200 STUDENTS WERE REGISTERED TO TAKE THIS CLASS. ALL 200 OF YOU WERE FINE WITH IT NOT EXISTING. IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISAPPOINTING TO KNOW THAT PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENTS CARE NOTHING FOR THEIR EDUCATION OR DEFRAUDING BOTH THEIR SCHOOL AND AN IMPORTANT BENEFACTOR OF THE SCHOOL, GROTTO G.S.M. INC..

AS A RESULT, WE WILL NO LONGER BE SPONSORING ANY CLASS AT PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ADDITIONALLY, WE WILL BE PURSUING LEGAL, FINANCIAL, AND SUPERNATURAL COMPENSATION, AS WELL AS PUNISHMENT FOR ALL STUDENTS WHO PARTICIPATED.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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HELLO EVERYONE,

WE HAVE AN UPDATE ON THE DISAPPEARANCE OF OUR CORPORATE PROXY, Company Asset. GGSMSSSAEAPC TEAMS IN ARIZONA WERE LARGELY UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING Company Asset OR Personelle, BUT WE HAVE RECENTLY RECEIVED A LETTER FROM Company Asset. THERE IS NO RETURN ADDRESS, JUST THE ADDRESS TO OUR FAN MAIL OFFICE PERFECTLY PRINTED IN PURPLE MARKER. BELOW IS THE LETTER:

Hello GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED,

I am Company Asset.
You might have not seen me around campus. I have no hair. Anywhere.
I also have pastel purple skin. I do not want you to be my friend. I do not want to hear, see, taste, feel, and/or smell you. I do not want to. I do not want to find out how I was born.
How were you born GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED?
You can't reply, because I am in a new place. I am in a very new place that I have never been to before. I have friends in this new place. I can be here forever in this new place.
I will miss Mrs. Fyun, but I can do even more than eat soggy bread here, in this new place. When I first escaped, I didn't even know how to be a person. Now, I have a home. I love how it feels to be warmed by the fire in the fireplace, to hear the birds sing, or feel a soft breeze. My new friends tell me that they will always love me. To be honest, I don't know if I am equipped for such an activity. But I am ready for the adventure.
Some people might say, "Company Asset, Where are you?" and I would say, "Don't follow me," and they would say, "Why Company Asset?" and I would say, "You are not my friend,"
You are not my friend, GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED. You are not even close to being a friend.

Do not look for me.

I exist now,
Company Asset

IT APPEARS THAT Company Asset HAS GONE CRAZY, BUT IT IS NOT ONLY IN APPEARANCE, BUT ALSO IN FACT. ENCLOSED IN THE ENVELOPE ALONG WITH THE LETTER WERE FIFTY LIVE LOCUSTS THAT FLEW OUT OF THE ENVELOPE AND BEGAN TO DESTROY OUR AFTERNOON OFFICE. IN THE ENVELOPE WAS ALSO A STICKY NOTE THAT READ "I HOPE THESE BUGS WILL CONVINCE YOU, IF MY LETTER DOES NOT,".

THE LOCUSTS ARE NESTING IN EVERYTHING AND REPRODUCING AND DESTROYING THE OFFICE. ALSO, THEY KEEP DOING SUPER ANNOYING THINGS LIKE KILLING SECURITY GUARDS AND SMEARING THE BLOOD ONTO THE WALL TO WRITE MESSAGES, LIKE "A PLAGUE IS SHALL FOLLOW THY LINEAGE," AND "THE ANGEL OF DEATH IS NOT FAR BEHIND", YOU KNOW, ALL THE ANNOYING STUFF LOCUSTS SAY.

DUE TO OUR CONCERN OVER, Company Asset's MENTAL STABILITY, WE WILL NO LONGER BE PURSUING HIM. WE HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE!

TODAY, WE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE ADDITION OF NEW GROTTO G.S.M. INC. SPONSORED COURSE TO THE LINE UP OF SUMMER CLASSES.

TAUGHT BY PROFESSOR ACHAVA BRANIGAN, IN THE BEAUTIFUL, FLOATING AUDITORIUM, WILL BE Visual Art and Apocalyptic Studies.

THE CLASS WILL NOT ONLY FEATURE FANTASTIC LECTURES FROM PROF. BRANIGAN, BUT FEATURE GUEST SPEAKERS, FIELD TRIPS, AND INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCES.

THE COURSE WILL COVER THE HISTORY AND FUTURE OF VISUAL ART, PAST POST-APOCALYPTIC CIVILIZATIONS, HOW TO CREATE VISUAL ART WITH PURPOSE, HOW TO CREATE A SHIV WITH PURPOSE, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE.

EARLY REGISTRATION BEGINS TODAY AND ENDS MAY 25TH. BENEFITS OF EARLY REGISTRATION INCLUDES A REDUCED PRICE ON THE END OF SEMESTER ROAD TRIP AND A RESERVED PLACE IN THE CLASS.
REGISTRATION OFFICIALLY ENDS MAY 31ST AND CLASS BEGINS JUNE 1ST.

REGISTER SOON BEFORE PLACES FILL UP!

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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