The stray thought population really skyrockets on campus during the summer. Even with Summer Session the school feels a little empty, and it attracts the wild and stray thoughts like a birdhouse.

In the past the school has used less than human methods to take care of the infestation, so I'm sticking around with a few friends from the old Stray Thoughts Club to set up and maintain a system of no-kill traps. We even got the administration to give us a budget, which is really great because Mindy and my friends already donate all our extra money to the cause.

Anyway, stay clear of the traps! Really they can't tell the difference between a stray thought and a tame one. It's up to you to control your own.

I got bit by one of the stray thoughts from the colony behind the grocery store and I think it's infected.

I am gathering signatures for a petition to prevent the mass poisoning of the feral thought colony by the rail road tracks behind the grocery store. So called "thought leaders" say the wild thoughts are a menace but it is only because they are a threat to their monopoly on processed thoughts. But poisoning stray thoughts is inhumane. And these are thoughts that are too wild to be adopted and brought into the home. Find me at lunch there is a big inflatable thought on my table and sign the petition today.

I used to feed the feral thoughts that live by the rail road tracks behind the grocery store. I was part of a group. We would catch them and have them fixed so they couldn't breed and let them loose again. I think it's kinder than having them destroyed.