Psssssssst! Hey kids! So... you're on the Forever Corps summer session, and you're having a great time seeing the timestream.... But those trip leaders they give you? Total squaresville, man! Know what I mean? Ol' Miss Beaton's going to show you the most sanitized, squeaky clean futures and pasts she can. You want to see the REAL deal, I'll show you around. We'll have fun too! Ol' Miss Beaton'll never know. Whaddaya say, kids? Come with me and I'll show you the REAL timestream. It'll be a blast. You only step in the same river once, right kids? Take my hand and i'll show you what was and will be. Oh except I don't have hands.