Portent Cakes! I saw them in a dream. Then I saw them at the Handymart next to the register but didn’t by them.

Then I started to see them everywhere—wrappers on the street, ads on YouTube, a free sample pop up with a street team in matching t-shirts.

They seem like they’re everywhere but I’m not touching them. They’re supposed to be self-fulfilling but I’m watching my wait.