Dido Clunks

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The Horrible Indoors.
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12/5/2020 7:43pm

That is exactly what I imagine it will be like, @Maxwell, once I've made it through all these doors!

I've made it to the sixth segment seven times, the one where you need to count back anticlockwise over and over again, but keep erroring out.

I just know I'll make it one of these times. And I swore never to join the corner crawlers, the ones that give up and just claw away at the corners and sob. Uh uh no way not me man. I'm gonna keep trying doors if it kills me.





The Horrible Indoors.
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12/9/2020 5:43pm

One of my tricks, @Lucas Arrum, is stringing Christmas lights along behind me, and tinsel, and boughs and ornaments and everything else I can fit in my red backpack. That way I can always find myself back to home base, or wherever my last camp was. It also helps you know when you're re-entering a room you've already been inside of, but from a different door.





The Horrible Indoors.
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12/17/2020 6:48pm

Totally having one of those days where my wheel-pack keeps jamming up. For every door I open, I trip the re-lockers and get two more in its place. A few hours of that and I got my fingers slammed, then kept at it till I slammed my fingers in two more doors in a row.

Now if I can just clear my mind and find the door to the Haunted Japanese Bath I'll be able to forget about it and relax.







The Horrible Indoors.
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12/22/2020 9:30pm

And that’s a great way for the folks listening in at home to follow along too, @Frem: No matter where you might be spending the holidays, when you see a string of Christmas lights and tinsel and garlands, give them a good yank and then follow them to into the next room and round the corner and wherever they might lead.

Maybe we can all meet up for the best Christmas ever!





The Horrible Indoors.
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12/24/2020 8:55pm

You may have noticed that all the hall lights and room lights went out? Yeah, that was me. I found the utility room or the boiler room or whatever you want to call it and pulled the main switch! I thought it might disarm the locks on all these doors... but no such luck.

However, as you can see, it didn't turn off those Christmas lights! And now they're the only thing lighting up these dark passageways.

So remember everybody, including you in the studio audience at home, when you find a strand of Christmas lights, follow it wherever it leads -- into the little room underneath the stairs, into the crawlspace above the attic, under your sister's bed -- and keep following it and I'm sure we'll all find ourselves in the same place...