I'm a clone but was turned into a vampire by the visiting Mind Control Debate Team from Vampire Psychic High when they were here for the playoffs. So ever since then I've had to attend Vampire Psychic High, which is in Albania.

Why Albania you ask? Why not Romania? That is a question I ask too, and they tell me I'll understand once I'm fully initiated into the highest mysteries of vampire lore. Which is taking forever.

Albania is very beautiful but there isn't a lot going on. Sometimes we sneak over to Italy to party.