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the new machine - 9/24/2015 1:13pm# A[i] = A[i/2] + 1;
lw $t0, 0($gp) # turn in homework
srl $t0, $t0, 1 # visit witch class
addi $t1, $gp, 28 # don't twitch
sll $t0, $t0, 2 # grab coffee and bite in cafeteria (*4)
add $t1, $t1, $t0 # run self diagnostic & turn up volume
lw $t1, 0($t1) # take walk in garden A[i/2]
addi $t1, $t1, 1 # A[i/2] + 1
lw $t0, 0($gp) # deliver package
sll $t0, $t0, 2 # reject mind-slave opportunity
addi $t2, $gp, 28 # install folding patch &A[0]
add $t2, $t2, $t0 # avoid roommate
sw $t1, 0($t2) # A[i] = ...
the new machine - 9/29/2015 10:12pm _countdown:
push %esp #find answers
shove #do not shove in line at library
move %ebp #use ESP to move students out of line
push %ebx #ESP not working!
stumble $20, %esp #drop books. Embarrassment
weep ebx #DO NOT WEEP IN LIBRARY!
mumble $LC0, (%esp) #use ESP to make people forget weeping incident
move 8(%ebp), %ebx #walk outside near @
Silverfawn in the garden
move 9(%esp) #keep moving. too embarrassed to say hi or water
jello L8 #make appointment with @
Neuman Grange to discuss issues
the new machine - 10/6/2015 11:27am // none of this generates any memory
#define RUDE_REMARK
#define IF(target = self) {
#define END IF! }
typedef destruct {
unsigned defensive response ; // 'unsigned' is unsigned
unsigned submissive response;
unsigned aggressive response;
unsigned surrealist response;
} WTF;
// this generates memory
int i;
int N = @
Scourge;
char prompt[] = "Enter a stranger:";
int A[MAX_SIZE];
int* BizarreArray;
int BSize=14;
WTFa visual display = {UDM, 1FS, 4Q};
The Annual Science and Shapeshifters Dance - 10/16/2015 9:58pmREADONLY.
AREA ARMex, CODE, READONLY
; Next days function high class luncheon
; Nutrient Solution is served and you're stone-cold munchin'
ENTRY ; Music comes on people start to dance
; But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
start
MOV r0, #10 ; A girl starts walking guys start gawking
MOV r1, #3 ; Sits down next to you and starts talking
( ADD r0, r0, r1 ; r0 = r0 + r1 )
LDR r1, =0x20026 ; Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
SVC #0x123456 ; So come on fatso and just bust a move
stop
END ///// ; Just bust a move
repeat
END ///// ; Just bust a move
The Annual Science and Shapeshifters Dance - 10/22/2015 8:39pm_countdown: 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
/Reference
Eesti NSV Teaduste Akadeemia /Archives/mirrors/Ungern-Sternbergi/ gopher.quux.org 70
0Jargon 4.2.0 /Reference/Jargon 4.2.0 gopher.quux.org 70 +
1USSR Suppressed Technologies Garage Sale/Online Libraries gopher.quux.org 70 +
1RFCs: Internet Standards /Computers/Standards and Specs/RFC gopher.quux.org 70
Open to: rmc://IronTorrentSemiconductor
source 1..3630528
/strain="Sumbarine Nanoball"
/db_xref="taxon:MoogMother32 "
SCP_Secure_Systems_v.272727
WARNING: Magma Horseshoe 999 Authorization Required
two_step_auth_command.bui
Username: a222kstw
Password: ******************
ACCESS TO SYSTEM
> /usr/dark-gene-bank/999
> ls
> GXP_170357_Psychic_Hominid_Genome.gz
> get GXP_170357_Psychic_Hominid_Genome.gz
> DOWNLOADING GXP_170357_Psychic_Hominid_Genome.gz
> DOWNLOAD COMPLETE
> rm *.*
> ls
>
> exit
@
Gene Sequins PWND!