Zephyr Air Transport Inc.

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The Sky Wolf
- 7/14/2016 1:31am

Landing at Your School!

Zephyr Air Transport Inc. will soon be dropping by Psychic High School with a hold full of wonders ready for sale or trade.

When: This Friday.

Where: The mooring post at the south end of Subliminal Field.

What: The airship Sadie Hawkins, filled to the brim with the treats you've been craving from across the Western Hemisphere and beyond. Coffee! Curios! Crystal Skulls! You name it, we've been everywhere twice, from pole to pole, using maps based on wildly diverging laws of physics and competing alternative histories. We'll be setting up the big tents and putting our items on display, so come by take a look at what we've got. You won't be sorry!


Captain Armando Lupiz
(The Sky Wolf)
on board the continuous merchant dirigible Sadie Hawkins

Louis C.
- 7/14/2016 8:25pm

I hope they have Mayan Mind Wrestling masks. I need a new one.

The Sky Wolf
- 7/15/2016 1:31pm

Please clear the landing area at Subliminal Field. Ground teams prepare the mooring post.

Ava Elisabeth
- 7/15/2016 1:51pm

Dear @The Sky Wolf

Will there be Badminton turtle necks, gnome shell reactors, coconut sand, and platypus rockets?
I need these items for a science project on the difference between Photoshop and photosynthesis, and it is particularly difficult to get these items on campus and due to my P.H.S.S.S. (Psychic High Student security systems) ,a full body suit of armor which will electrocute me if I leave campus.

Abhorrently, Ava Elisabeth

The Sky Wolf
- 7/15/2016 1:58pm

Mooring post secured. Deploying aft howsers.

And yes, @Ava Elisabeth, I think we do have some items that will fit your needs!


The Sky Wolf
- 7/15/2016 4:18pm

Attention Students!

We've set up the tents right underneath the Sadie Hawkins, and the cargo nets are being lowered and unpacked. Come by after dinner to get first dibs at our hottest merch! But if you can't make it tonight, don't worry, we'll be here for a few days. The crew has been looking forward to a bit of liberty.

- 7/15/2016 6:36pm

Well bust my buttons! I've been waitin' a mighty long time for Armando's airship to return. I roast my own coffee, and I've just about drank through my whole last batch o' beans! Hope the Sky Wolf remembered to bring me somethin' tasty.

In the summer, it takes a heck of a lot to get me out of the woods and back on campus. But a drop-in by the Sadie Hawkins will do it every time. I think I'll saunter on over to Subliminal Field this very evening and pay the Capitan a visit.

Ava Elisabeth
- 7/16/2016 12:38pm

@The Sky Wolf

I will be heading over, as soon as I am out of class.

Strikingly, Ava Elisabeth

- 7/16/2016 3:02pm

The whole campus is buzzing about the airdrop shop stop!

That's what I'm calling it because the name makes me laugh! I suppose I should scrounge up a few dollars in change and see if I can make my way over to it, but it'd be so much nicer if I had someone to go with.

You see, I've grown tired of replacing the putty my roommate melts with her gaze, and I told her (with a smile, of course,) that if she can't stop melting a hole into the wall, I wasn't going to fix it anymore. She ignored me, as she always does, but I kept my word. The hole is five times as large now. Maybe I'll find something at the shop to wake her from this trance, or at the very least, erase the damages done to the wall.

Last night, before I went to bed, I noticed how hot it was in the room, and wanted to fix that asap.

As I passed my roommate, however, I realized that it was HER giving off all this heat!

She was like a living heater! I had to cover her with a blanket so she could wallow in her own heat, but it didn't do much. I ended up removing the blanket because I felt bad.

That's pretty much it for today. Not a lot is happening on campus.

Oh, and to the student who I accidentally petted because I thought you were and animal and not a student with classes and an extended vocabulary, sorry.

Live on, everyone!

Ava Elisabeth
- 7/16/2016 8:50pm

Dear diary,

I went to the airdrop shop stop and I was pleasantly surprised. Not only did they have all the supplies I needed for my science project, but they had so many items I would never expect.

They had watermelon/Banana hybrid canned food, which is much more convenient and healthier than the regular diet of magnet snake meat I give my watermelon/Banana hybrid, Kaliningrad.

Along with the canned food, I was able to purchase lots of assorted underworld and Alien snacks that I have missed, since I have been attending Psychic High.
I got all my childhood favorites, Gummy devil horns, candied souls, moon dust, miniature dimensions, and, of course, gummi bears.

I was also able to pick up some new gadgets like a new time converter, paradox generator ( mine was getting a bit rusty), and the brand new, generation six blood stone.

I extremely happy with this trip and Zephyr Air Transport Inc. definitely hast future business.

Fervently, Ava Elisabeth

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