@Jeremy Brown I did too... Uh oh.

Uhh... I saw a Liquid labeled with your name in one of the vending machines. Is this linked to that?

It sucked out your juices? Like some kind of bug, or vampire, or bug vampire?

Yesterday, I had a very traumatizing experience. A gzoolerb∂rg entered my dorm, broke into my sub-reality, and kidnapped me. It then took me to another sub-reality and began to squeeze the juices out of me. As it did so, it began to replace my squeezed out juices with a special concoction it called "the Life Juice". After being refilled with the Life Juice, I feel... different. I feel like a pencil that doesn't have a tip or an eraser. I feel like a gzoolerb∂rg.