You have been beckoned by the siren's song of... THE WHISTLER!
I whistle my tune, @
Yireesha, near the rail road tracks, the tunnels, the abandoned industrial wastes, razor wire and rusty drums... People hear my call, and cannot turn away.
What's my tune? Is it Pumpin Blood by NONONO? Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John? Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People? Is it THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW THEME?
It is all of these - and none of them.
One day, all will know my song. Because I will use my powers to take first place on "America's Got Whistlin'," and then I will move on to the World Finals, and finally be chosen as the official Whistler of the World by the Psychic UN.
Such is the power of... THE WHISTLER!