Snow at Psy High

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Hana Song
- 11/27/2018 8:54pm

I haven't said much since been studying at this school but I miss the snow alot over the days. I work hard every night to find the perfect recipe to deliever a blizzard straight to psy high! If anyone enjoys those old particles of frozen water please help me crack this potion.

Much appreciated
-Hana Song

Vina McCulloch
- 11/28/2018 9:48pm

Have you noticed the sparkly chandelier thingy that hovers in the air way up above Psyhigh, @Hanna Snow? You can see it there sometimes when the light hits it just right. It's kind of like a UFO but it looks like it's made of crystals or icicles and sparkles red and blue. I bet it's an old winter weather machine they forgot about from some old Winter Festival or something. Could it still work? How did they control it? Is there a control room, deep under the school, where you sit behind computers and put on headsets to make it go? Or is it psychically activated? Or is it WITCHCRAFT?

Or maybe it's actually some kind of surveillance drone. But there's no way it's a regular UFO because it is FAR too sparkly.

Do you mind if the snow is not organic?

Little Jimmy Winters
- 12/2/2018 11:51am

Do you like snow globes? I like snow globes. I'm at this school because I turned my hometown into a snow globe. If you want to see it come to my room! But you have to be really gentle with it because if you shake it too hard they get pissed.

Frosty Lad
- 12/5/2018 10:31pm

Just got your tofu-fried steak with vegan gravy stone cold from the cafeteria? That's me! Frosty Lad! Snowflakes gather when I point my finger.

Seat seems a bit too cold when you sit down for Psionic Resonance first period? I'm in your class!

I've been making the halls icy for the captains of the Psychic Football team, and when they slip and break their ulnas, well, maybe they shouldn't have been such jerks!

I know how to make those ice crystals grow, @Hana Song. If you need a hand bringing the the big weather to Psyhigh, look me up!

Hana Song
- 12/6/2018 8:41pm

Attention students, If you see rapid falling ice flakes that whould be me. I teleported to the machine thanks to Vina for spotting it out for me. I replaced the....outdated thermal hardware with temporary cooldown drive and its back and running again! The snow should be nice so enjoy . One problem though, I'm stuck up here and it keeps getting colder!

Help !
-Hana Song

- 12/9/2018 7:37pm

i am so confused rn what is this

Janitor Pete
- 12/9/2018 9:18pm

It would be real helpful if all students would update their School Rules & Policies manuals and read them carefully. If you do, you'll note under Section C, paragraph 4.3 (and the indicated table at Appendix 99quoff Bmaven), a list of areas of campus currently off limits, including VLO (very low orbital) Platforms like the decommissioned weather-control satellite Morozko 7, created to provide ambiance as part of the Very Victorian Christmas gala of 2016. It had since been mothballed, and off-limits to all Psyhigh students.

While we've all been enjoying the flakes, @hanna Song has not only been trespassing in an exclusion zone but she's also been trapped there for a few days. Many of you have been asking why we haven't rescued @hanna Song sooner, but this is why Morozko 7 is off-limits. Not only does the Psyhigh Facilities Dept. not have ladders high enough to reach it, even our hover-mowers could not hope to dock with it at their highest altitude.

This is because Morozko 7 is not an orbiting ship. It is, in fact, an exposed Crystal Energy Point (CEP) of the Wonderland of Snow Dimension, an icy universe under the control of Jack Frost himself! Thus, the Morozko 7 is not actually an orbital platform, but the exposed corner of an entirely different dimension. As such, it cannot be reached by helicopter, levitation, flying broom, or even @Tara Yau's Flying Bike Club! Holy cross-over potential!

Not only that, but because of the quantum-refractive nature of the CEP, shards of @hanna Song are being split off, like the colors of the rainbow, into additional reflections of herself. I speak of course of @hanna, who has unknowingly appeared as one of @hanna Song's reflections. We can only expect more of these as more of the sun's rays pass.

It is unclear how exactly @hanna Song was able to reach the Morozko 7 portal, but was evidently the combination of technical know-how and witchcraft, and at this point the Psyhigh Facilities Dept. has been unable to achieve the same result.

WHAT THIS MEANS is, while the Morozko 7 remains off-limits to students... uh... can any of you students help? The school will temporarily ease the sanctions of visiting this exclusion zone if student-led rescue missions commence.

It's our hope that @hanna Song stays put in the control room of the Morozko 7. Wandering into any of the doors and halls leading from the control room will lead her more deeply into the icy, maze-like caves of the Wonderland of Snow Dimension, in which she could be lost forever... or even lead her to the throne room of Jack Frost himself!

In the meantime, we'll get the snowblowers out.

Vina McCulloch
- 12/12/2018 9:21am

I let myself into @Hana Song‘s room and went through her books, looking for clues on how she reached the Morozko 7. That girl sure loves her books. The Snowy Day, the Snowman, Smilla’s Sense of Snow, Doctor Zhivago (I think that last one is like a Russian Doctor Who). Her big windows were open to the snow outside, snow blowing in mixing with all the little bits of paper from all the cut out snowflakes she made with paper and scissors. There was also a microscope, a mini fridge in defrost mode, and a bunch of spare parts from psychic robotics class.

Luckily she left a handy diagram and her conjuring circle was still in place, so I recruited @Frosty Lad to grow us a big snowflake, as big as a flying carpet, incorporating various diodes and switches and automatic governors into its crystal structure. Then we flew it out the window.

The school is a beautiful sight from the air at night, silent under its blanket of snow. No shortage of levitators and broomstick-riders taking it in. Almost knocked one out of the sky as we shot toward the Morozko 7.

Docking was no problem, but where is @hanna Snow? The control deck was abandoned. There’s a big door opened to a snowy hall with a breeze blowing through, so @Frosty Lad and I are heading in, hollering for @hanna Song...

Hana Song
- 12/15/2018 10:23pm

How long have I been up here? Days,weeks,months? It doesn't matter Im quickly running out of rations. And clean water.I'ts Freezing in here and Im not sure where or how to get back. I see A red light a couple miles from here it looks like a door. Maybe that's the exit! Or maybe something more sinister...

-Your determined companion
Hana Song

Frosty Lad
- 12/16/2018 10:24pm

I'm not sure how much longer @Vina McCulloch can hold on. I try to keep her moving, finding our way back to where we docked our snowflake ship, but I can't find my way through these tunnels of ice and I think we're just getting more and more lost.

Her teeth are still chattering, and I guess that's a good sign. I don't produce any natural body heat, and my powers only allow me to create more ice and low temperatures. No naked snuggle time to save her life, even if we had a sleeping bag. And I can't make a fire. All I could do was give her all my clothes to wear.

Now the Snowmen are on our tail. I thought our luck had turned when we entered the great ice cavern, filled with sound and light, but we entered right into the middle of a great snowball fight! We were soon spotted and all the Snowmen chased us deeper into the tunnels. For awhile Vina was better, because of the adrenalin I imagine, but we didn't bring more than a bag of Haribo Starmix, and I don't think it's a good idea for her to keep eating ice and snow.

Even if we can find @Hana Song I'm not sure we could find our way out.

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