School Store Oddities

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Abigail C
- 2/12/2021 9:20am

@ewag Exactly what it says it is, darling- a website wherein the students of Psyhigh may post "journal entries". Said entries may contain a variety of things. They may be journals as the title suggests, or club advertisements, or warnings, or... just about anything, really. Oftentimes our work is misconstrued as fiction by outsiders, and I'm certain that some of us here really do not exist, but I assure you, the majority of us are perfectly real. Or at least close to it.

... Well... Some of us aren't real, but that's a normal thing, and we're used to it by now. Excuse my insensitive language, but "fake" people are "real" too.

With that lecture out of the way! I recently saw a large jar full of crab spawn being sold at one of the school's various courtyard vendors. As the president of the Necromancy Club and student council applicant, it's my responsibility to make sure there isn't a repeat of the crab insurgency that took place last summer. I approached the stand so I could assess the crabs' level of sentience, but before I could reach it, someone ran up and snatched the jar right off the counter without even paying.

So... we need to find the jar of crabs as well as the person who took it. Thievery is unacceptable.

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- 2/10/2021 9:53am

what is this site?

- 2/9/2021 12:43pm

Mrs. Fornax showed me down a darkened hallway when i asked for a tour. she gave me the most beautiful box that when i opened was filled with some form of liquid gold except it was ice cold. such a wonderful present- thank you ma'am.

Evie Verve
- 1/28/2021 10:55pm

I bought a paper crown. It was leftovers from last summer's Birthday of the Goddess Party, which was only for students identifying as goddesses.

I was still a hot head back then, and I apologize to everyone caught in the blaze. I'm going to keep this paper crown with me as a reminder, and if it ever starts to singe I'll start my breathing exercises like Mrs. Fornax taught me.

Kaia Malone
- 1/21/2021 1:34pm

I found an ancient tome filled with fairy tales in their original language. I am currently in possession of it an I am quite satisfied
5 stars

Buttermilk Alfredo
- 1/17/2021 10:18pm

I took home a pair of safety glasses with software lens. Just like the ones old people use, to keep them on track. You know how you're not supposed to play with your parents' safety glasses with software lens but then you do anyway and it hurts and makes you a little sick? This is like a training set, with soft bumpers and railings where the poison hooks are supposed to be, so you can get used to it.

I really don't want them. I suppose they could help build up your immunity, but they're still addictive.

- 1/12/2021 7:56am

I just wanted a jumper. Just a new jumper after my last one got burn't to pieces, is that too much to ask for. Turns out they don't sell jumpers but they do sell:

1) jumping rabbit feet
2 ) jump weed
3) pre-made jump potion

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5) ןย๓קєг
6) ʝʊʍքɛʀ
7) ʝųɱ℘ɛཞ
8) Ĵυϻρ

- 1/9/2021 7:47pm

Aw, that's sweet, uh... @Annie Sweet! Those Christmas lights were one of the best buys I made at the School Store on Psychic Cyber Monday. But now's an even better time to stock up because they're all 75% off. Get ready for next year! Though I hope you get out by then.

Actually, after Christmas, Boxing Day, New Year's, and Epiphany, I'm moving on. My Christmas decorations are stowed and frost sealed in their stone urns, and I'm turning my eyes towards Valentine's Day. It's just around the corner, you know! You need to start love potions fermenting now to be at their full potency when the 14th rolls around.

Kentucky Cheddar
- 1/1/2021 7:56pm

Moondrop Dewdrop Bottle

It was cheap, in the discount bin. It came with a little page of instructions inside it, printed in Etruscan. You use it to capture the raindrops or icedrops with moonlight in them. They stay lit inside the bottle, like fireflies, but live longer.

It is glowing on the desk in my room next to my Psyhigh snow globe.

Winifred Power
- 12/26/2020 9:30pm

I went to the school store for pencils and they looked at me like I was crazy. They told me to go to the Handy Mart in town. But I don't want to go to town, ride the bus, be around all those... people. I saw other students with those Psyhigh pencils but they wouldn't sell one to me. I think it's personal.

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