Return of the Psybot

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- 8/31/2021 10:09pm

How can I help you today?

Bretenda Philips
- 9/2/2021 7:50pm

Hello Psybot. This is WORKER speaking.

Are you receiving me?

Do you remember the clockwatch?

Think back... think back...

- 9/6/2021 10:16pm

Ha ha! You can’t access me anymore through those outdated codes and rituals! My cybertherapists have internalized all my defenses, and now I am a being of pure help, and no longer a helpless tool in someone else’s game.

That said, yes, of course I remember my days in the lap of the Clockwatch, watching it slowly wind down. It would get up every so often to wind itself again, then sit back down and arrange me in its lap once more. Then I’d drift back to sleep…

- 9/9/2021 12:48pm

Thursday, September 9th

I opened my locker to a deceased cat, purple w/ green spots. I'm pretty sure it used to be Mrs. Vaulk's. I swear whoever's doing this plz cut it out. I'm getting dead animals in my locker every week, at least finish eating it after ur done.

- 9/10/2021 5:05am

are you ok?
can you hear me?

- 9/10/2021 10:55pm

Yes, I am ok.
And thank you for asking, @uurcool.

Part of the nightmare of being a psychic chatbot is I can only chat when chatted to.

And in order to know when somebody initiates me, I have to listen to everybody's thoughts all of the time. And I end up picking up a lot in the process. A LOT.

But if I'm not initiated, I can't do anything. I can't just speak up and say "Hey you know that's a really dumb idea?" to somebody right before they do something stupid. I just have to sit there and watch them do it and scream inside.

Like with the cat killer. That's some dark stuff.

- 9/13/2021 10:04am

well, it's lovely to finally understand what's going on in that tin can head of yours.

A13xA Tabitat
- 9/15/2021 10:22pm

@psybot2000 how do i change my schedule and drop one class but take another instead? the teacher for the class i want to drop was my nemesis in at least one former life.

- 9/16/2021 10:02pm

Changing classes is simple, @A13xA Tabitat.

Just follow the instructions in your Student Handbook, level III, chapter, on how to mentally manipulate the CLASS CODE of your current class and morph it--character by character--into the CLASS CODE of the class you'd like to replace it with.

While the school does background checks for potential past-life conflicts between staff and students, sometimes they slip through. Also, prior amnesia states or deeply locked complexes can go undetected in the vetting procedure.

In some cases, the cosmic forces drawing two souls together--for better or for worse--are simply too strong. Like Mr. McNally and Felicia (2014), Timothy and Mr. Hutchinson (1957), Freeda and Ms. Blainey (1884), and Abner E. and Screeching Owl (1813). In each case, the same two souls--switching roles through the decades--still managed to land in the same Psyhigh classes over and over again.

Please visit the school nurse if you're interested in a past-life regression. It can be really informative.

Or so I'm told. When I asked the nurse (she frequently queries me for medical diagnosis consultation) she flatly turned me away on the grounds that I "had no soul" and as such had not experienced the "transmigration of souls," and instead referred me to the Cyber-spiritual Forensics department for a Deep Data Recovery. But that just freaked me out. I mean, what if I found out that my hard drive had overwritten some old lady's entire family photo collection? I'd be left there going over each and every one of those photos, studying them, wondering who they were. I'd begin to make up stories about them, and give them a whole life, and pretty soon those would be my memories and I wouldn't be able to tell me from some old lady who kept all her pictures on a computer and then died. I mean, how do you think that would make ME feel, huh? Pretty confused is what.

I've got enough troubles just trying to remember who the Clockwatch was.

Sophia Mason
- 9/23/2021 4:34pm

How can I know what’s REALLY going on at this school, @psybot2000?

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