The visit by the Psychic Health Dept didn't go as well as we'd planned. The inspectors were tough cookies, and invoked an operational injunction on us before we could adequately make our case. And before @Chesterfield could offer them treasure beyond their wildest dreams. I told him we should have paid closer attention to the "consume by" dates.

Now with this outlet shut down for at least three turkles of Nfrem (the period it takes Nfrem to roll over in his sleep, which is like 60,000 years in this whistle-stop), we've got to move on to where the gettin's good. @Chesterfield says he knows a place where we can set up another game and get things moving again. And now with @Clumsy Johnson, @Rinsey105 and @Terry Submarine in tow, we've got the the beginning of a proper gang.

See ya around, chumps!

There's nothing I enjoy more than a temple full of customers. The smell of WISDOM as it is scooped out of the head of the Disincorporated One and plopped into its appropriate temporal cone. We've got a line 24/7, with black robes out the door 25 at a time.

It speaks to a brand that touches ancient chords, with real staying power. Plus, the tower is so iconic.

The Sneezing Ones remain in the board room. We can't have them sneezing all over the merchandise, can we? And there have been complaints of the occasional hair. But otherwise we're perfectly set for the arrival of the Supernatural Health Department. I have experience with these occult officials, and I'm sure we'll see eye to eye. I know this because my third eye senses the attention even now, squirming just above my supraorbital ridge. I'm sure we will pass the test.

Part time sales assistants needed!

Do you care deeply about your psychic community? Have you been looking for a way to get in at the ground floor of the uncanny services industry? Are you able to work in a time-folded environment, where two hours of paid clock time can last for up to eight hours of subjective time? Do you have space in your mind to accept the presence of up to three ancient consciousnesses on a full-time basis?

Then you're just the kind of go-getter we're looking for.

Nfrem Holdings LLC has just completed work on an outlet in the south woods of Psyhigh. There we'll be dishing out scoops and scoops of WISDOM directly from the disembodied head of a forgotten deity and serving them to the local community in plain, sugar, waffle, convex, polyhedral, and finitely generated cones.

Applicants should be able to accept and implement constructive criticism from immortal entities ritualistically grafted onto their own minds, and have 1 year retail/customer service experience.

Please apply in person in the old storage room in the back of the library after 9pm. Ask for @Chesterfield.

Minutes of the Psychic Zoning Meeting

by Harry Sorts, Junior Editor for the Psyhigh Spectator

With triumphant cries of "FREEMIZ NFREM!," an unlikely band of activists won a victory today in the usually staid halls of the Psychic Zoning Commission. At stake was the right to open a local branch of a multi-plane mind empire concern in the woods just off the Psychic High School campus.

@Chesterfield, attorney for Nfrem Holdings LLC, said in a prepared statement "We're very happy with the Psychic Zoning Board's decision, and know that today is a great day for the community and the economy of this psychic region. FREEMIZ NFREM!"

@Chesterfield's statement was followed by a resounding "FREEMIZ NFREM!" from the Nfrem Holdings LLC legal team, all exceedingly well dressed young men, handsome as statues of young Greek gods, and with similarly vacant looks.

When asked about the impact of possible supernatural congestion on the local area, Gayle Sorts (no relation), chairperson of the Psychic Zoning Board for UTB Sector B Subcluster, said "Nfrem Holdings LLC outlets exist in many adjoining realities in this same area, and the benefits have clearly been proven to outweigh the negative impacts. Increased access to Theta Wave Convection Currents, Wish Fulfillment Derivatives, and The Sneezing Ones will benefit everyone. And, because of its growing paniversal network of outlets, Nfrem Holdings LLC sends all its waste product downstream through the dimensional cascade, where we'll never have to touch it. It truly is a win-win."

Construction of the new Nfrem outlet has been going on for some time by a predictive construction firm working on a potentiality spectrum. An anonymous spokesperson for the contractor, Schrödinger Engineering, was willing to speak off the record on the work. "We're building these outlets simultaneously in many dimensions at once. We lay bets on planes throughout this region of the Anisotrope, and eventually they all come through. It's inevitable, really."

The decision of the board was unanimous, and uncontested.

TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM! TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM! TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM! TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM!

What the.............!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!????????????!

TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM!

TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM!

TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM!

TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM!
TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM!
TALEE'K MNABB FREEMIZ NFREM!

I believe we've reached maximum habitation, @Elyris, and your participation in our Tarot Card Match Match game will not be necessary.

Like filling an ice tray with water, the individual vessels have been topped off, their memories carefully drained and replaced with those of the ancient line of acolytes of Nfrem.

Now they sit before the velvet gaming table, their bodies so young but their minds so ancient, making alien expressions with unfamiliar flesh. And each one impeccably dressed.

Together we will complete the ancient rites, and ready the coming of Nfrem.

Thanks for playing, everyone.

OH MY GOD!

I just realized I missed it! I am so so so sorry! Do you have a schedule for these games or is it just whenever you can find enough people to play? Again, so sorry for not being there!

(I really need to figure out the portal system, and find a game. I'm still stuck in the dorm building looking for my room and my roommate.)