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oiuq
- 12/12/2017 1:02pm

you still haven't answered @Dr. Pentalpha

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oiuq
- 12/8/2017 12:08pm

okay, but where should I go to meet Doctor Oooooooooooooxctl. you didn't give me the room number he's/she's in, or the address if they've got an office off campus. please help!





Dr. Pentalpha
- 12/7/2017 7:49pm

You need Doctor Oooooooooooooxctl, @oiuq. That's the Exo-species medical doctor here at Psyhigh. For people born on other planets. Unless you're from a demon moon from a demon Saturn, in which case it's Dr. Blaze you should see. Just like @lunar toth, who was having (ahem) demon problems. Dr. Blaze is also overseeing the case of poor @Lilx, who remains drifting in and out of consciousness. But it sounds like you should talk to Doctor Oooooooooooooxctl.

I went to demonic counseling school for 8 years to get by PhD., but of course now everyone thinks I'm a medical doctor, and when I tell them I'm a psychic school counselor it always seems like they're disappointed. "Oh, not a REAL doctor" I can hear them thinking. "Oh, it's the kind of person who needs to have the word "doctor" in front of their name just to make the feel important!" WELL LISTEN HERE BUDDY! I got through demonic counseling school by working nights at the Scarlet Ribbons of the Dawn Dinner Theater in the Tri-cities, performing various seasonal rituals on stage and taking dessert orders from the audience during intermission, and I can tell you it was very hard work, both day and night, and I fully earned the right to have that Dr. in front of my name.

It's all in a life's work for me, Dr. Pentalpha, Demonic Counselor!





oiuq
- 12/7/2017 1:17pm

@Dr. Pentalpha I think you can help my headaches, which I get every time I try to use my psychic powers. please help!





H.P.F.T.W
- 11/30/2017 11:59am

sorry about the triple entry. I'm practicing using my psychic powers to remove entries. peace





H.P.F.T.W
- 11/30/2017 11:58am

I am not demonic, but maybe I can help you @lunar toth. meet me at the Fountain of Fate, by the west wing. peace





H.P.F.T.W
- 11/30/2017 11:57am

I am not demonic, but maybe I can help you @lunar toth. meet me at the Fountain of Fate, by the west wing. peace





H.P.F.T.W
- 11/30/2017 11:57am

I am not demonic, but maybe I can help you @lunar toth. meet me at the Fountain of Fate, by the west wing. peace





Lunar toth
- 11/30/2017 11:32am

Doctor I need help. I have started to change forms.My whole left side is going back to demon form not human any more. I have t gone “ full demon “ in 16 years! HELP





Dr. Pentalpha
- 11/29/2017 10:42pm

People think working at a psychic high school is easy. "Oh, you get summers off!" and "You only work till 3pm every day! Must be nice!" Obviously, these people have never worked at a psychic high school, or been a psychic school counselor specializing in demon children. The sacrifices I have to make, daily, in squalid rooms filled with sulfury smoke... sometimes two or three times a day if we don't have a chicken on hand in the morning. The demands are grueling. Plus there are sigils to be drawn and protective barriers that need to be maintained, which take a high level of concentration. And salt, which dries out my hands terribly.

But we're not running a prison here, either. The demonic students must be allowed off campus to get a taste of life on the surface. Just in the past week we needed to erase the memories of a dozen Wal-Mart employees due to a visit by @Chalice and @Glitter, several more at McDonald's following @Lilx's potion incident, and we had to convince Old Mr. Green it was a baby bear he saw in his yard, and not @lunar toth's giant thousand-eyed spider.

But it's all in a day's work for me, Dr. Pentalpha, Demonic Counselor!