Halloween on Other Planets

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Ms. Hazeltine
- 9/30/2022 11:50pm

It's time for Psyhigh's annual Halloween extravaganza!

This year's theme is Halloween on Other Planets. We're opening up the galactic gates for free travel to and from Psyhigh and all our sister and brother schools across this wondrous universe of ours.

Colorful brochures are available now in the cafeteria to help you plan your interplanetary Halloween adventure.

Be sure to welcome our extraterrestrial fellow students as they ask for biologically appropriate foods and places to rest their weary heads and tentacles after a long day of intercultural exploration.

Start planning your costumes now for the Intersolar Pageant, and the dance contest at the Halloween Ball at the end of the month.

Looking forward to seeing you there!


A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Sharon Eye
- 10/1/2022 12:40pm

Since my Adopt-a-Ghost flew up my nose and took residence in my head, my Halloween costume is on the inside this year.

It's like having spider webs in my attic. Bats in my belfry!

The school nurse gave me a special floss but I don't think the ghost will let me put it up there.

Nix Ixtb
- 10/3/2022 11:15pm

heklo otter yung student typos! me am Nix! just arrive von {untranslatable} Oldsmobile Antares. longggg trip thru starg8. now sleep in {untranslatable} Oldsmobile Antares. park behin gym.

luk 4wrd to c-ing u!!! HALLOWEEN is best!

Rosalie Francis
- 10/4/2022 10:48pm

As you know, I LOVE travelling. The architecture, the cultures... So I just had to take advantage of the Halloween on Other Planets excursion packages.

I went through the colorful brochures in the cafeteria to plan my trip. I didn't want to wear an environmental suit, so needed a place with an oxygen atmosphere. And I didn't want to wear an exoskeleton, OR go flying up into space every time I took a step, so needed a planet with standard gravity...

Frankly, the pickings were slim.

Ah! And there it was:


All the interplanetary exoticism you seek, with the familiarity of an Earth-standard environment.

Digestible foods!
Non-threatening radiation levels!
An alpha-predator dominant species who can not consume human flesh!

It was just what I was looking for.

But then I learned Psyhigh was making the buddy system mandatory, and I couldn't travel alone, as is my predilection.

So, not really having any "friends" at Psyhigh, I entered the lottery.

Poor @Celine Oranges. I'm afraid they're my travelling buddy.

Hope they like museums and monuments! So stoked!!!

hannah brewster
- 10/6/2022 10:03pm

my friends and i wanted the weirdest halloween we could find, so booked ourselves a trip to alienopteridus, where the whole planet is one big termite mound. we can't really communicate with the natives directly, since it's a hive mind, but we have a stinky jar of pheromone gel we wipe all over ourselves each morning so they treat us as non-hostile and we can go wherever we want.

we're on our way to see the queen.

Sharon Eye
- 10/9/2022 4:43pm

I wear my ghost on the inside.

Well, I mean, that’s not normally weird if you believe in such things. Like that we all have little ghosts inside of us. Or, if you’re a Kemetic, then maybe a couple of them.

My ghost isn’t even a dead person. It’s a synthetic ghost, which means it was grown artificially in a lab and looks and smells and tastes just like a real ghost, but without all that excess baggage of some kind of haunted life.

It is starting to learn all about my life though. Like a little parrot that picks up what you say. Mimicking me and it is very cute.

Sometimes it does have a mind of its own though. Like when it wants to meet up in the fields behind the gym with all the other Adopt-a-Ghosts. It’s like a regular ghost park with all the ghosts hooting and moaning and sometimes merging into bigger ones.

What I mean is that for this Halloween I won’t be wearing a ghost costume on the outside. Because mine is stuck up in my nose.

Do aliens have ghosts?

Paradi. C. Benzene
- 10/11/2022 6:32am

Finally. Time to score an Extraterrestrial boyfriend. Do you aliens are into blond dudes??

Paradi. C. Benzene

Haims Piggly
- 10/12/2022 10:41pm

Please steer clear of the commons while we get things cleaned up!

There was some damage to benches and the gazebo today, as we were rehearsing for the Halloween Pageant, which is this Friday night!

We are revising the parade order, so as to separate the most aggressive species and not place one food source in front of another.

All are welcome! See you this Friday, as the parade winds through campus in the lantern-lit night.

Amos Shore
- 10/13/2022 9:57pm

Halloween Pageant rehearsal went better tonight. I guess the Ixtbs find the Giant Intelligent Slugs irresistibly delicious, so the Psyhigh Underage Drivers' Club got placed right between them for the parade. In preparation we've modified the weapons on each of our cars specifically for alien crowd control -- magnetic nets, anesthesic foam, sonic screamers. All absolutely non-lethal. We wouldn't want to start an interplanetary incident!

Nix Ixtb
- 10/14/2022 10:01pm


inteliguent slugs so much flavr!!! so braineee!

xcuse fight problm. Ixtb cannot help selves!!!

so intstd we help selves to fud.

tnks psyhigh pagaent feedrs!! cnt waite to next coarse

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