Did you know that Wild Wild West Cowboy Delivery Company beans are distributed by @GROTTO G.S.M. INC., @Crystal Rosethorn? I dug the can out of the recycling to read the ingredients because they've sure got the little buckaroos riled up, and they're giving the Lava Kids a whole lotta pester. But the ingredients are a bunch of artificial stuff I've never seen before. And a lot of those ingredients aren't even real words I don't think.

As long as you stay clear of the Magma Dorms you can pretty much steer clear of the tiny cowhands. But I can't help but feel responsible for 'em. And their mayhem. I'm thinking if we can train a heard of cats to corral 'em up that might be a wa forward. Of course we'll need to fit the cats into flame retardant suits. And train 'em not to eat the little guys.

The Lava Kids really like those Wild, Wild West Cow Boy Delivery Company beans and I am afraid they ate them all up, @Dusty Lemon. That's what those scorch marks are in the floor. They gave Larry some dangerous gas. Are those beans super spicy?

Anyway it seemed to have angered your little cowboy guys because they've been pestering the Lava Kids to no end, circling them on their little horses and whooping and whistling and firing their little guns. The tiny bullets just melt when they hit the molten skin of the Lava Kids but it's really bugging them anyway, and they don't want to just fry 'em because of their oath of non-violence.

Got any suggestions? I mean, I guess it's their own fault for eating those beans.

I got my can of Wild Wild West Cowboy Delivery Company beans from @Crystal Rosethorn and let me tell you they were STANKY!!! But I guess that's good because it will help lure the little cowboys out from under the furniture and the cracks in the walls where they're hiding. I did run into a bunch of them moving a herd of mice across the floor of the common room in Mad River dorm, but they scattered when I came back with a dustpan to try and scoop them up. They're real quick on their tiny little horses.

So I've set up my trail of smelly beans through the dorm and right up to the Chuckwagon Live-Miniature Cowboy Trap™ and nothing else to do now but wait and check the trap in the morning. In the meantime I'd like to thank everybody for putting up with their hootin and hollerin and for not stomping on them when they bite.

I got some western beans right here,cultivated straight from the Wild,Wild West Cow Boy Delivery Company. I triple checked to be on the safe side. Just let me know when you need them.

Ok but just make sure they're WESTERN BEANS because my lil buckaroos are VERY particular. NOT Great Northern beans or Boston beans or Guersney beans or Jelly beans or anything like that.

Painted Pony or Pinto or Appaloosa beans might be ok though.

@Crystal Rosethorn

Hey @Dusty Lemon,I can supply you with those beans. The lunchlady's won't notice anything. Let's see...i think Wednesday is when we get a new shipment of baked beans. I'll get them to you then!

Hey you Psychic School Lunch experts! I've got an idea about how to round up my little lost buckaroos and it's all about the beans!

All I need is help smuggling a few hundred beans out of the kitchen. Then, we make a trail that leads through Mad River Dormitory all the way to my Chuckwagon Live-Miniature Cowboy Trap™ (that I bought at the Techno-Botanica from @Ekaterina S.) and then we've got 'em. Yee-haw! Whaddaya say, @Whiny Betty and @Jo Luna? Help an ol' cowpoke out?

I know, right! It happened to me on my first day. I didn't have my glasses on, and I mistook some sort of ectoplasmic goo for spinnach. It tasted horrible. I got sick for weeks after this... Well, now that I think about it, maybe it was spinnach after all.

The labels aren't so clear, and it doesn't help that the lunch lady doesn't speak english all that well. This is probably why everyone keeps going for french fries and pizza...

Today I made a mistake and got the REALLY hot lunch. It's a special line mostly for demons and kids from Lava Land. The Lava kids are really nice and they went to get me some ice water but it melted in their hands before they could come back with it. I should be clear that it was the glass that melted. The water turned to steam.

Now while my mouth heals all I can do is type! But Larry and Louise and the rest of the Lava kids asked me to come sit with them again tomorrow. So at least I made some new friends out of it.