Alrighty! Be sure to catch our intramural Fart Squad routine on the steps of Mesmer Hall at 4:30! @
magic, @
Charlotte Marie Smit, @
carl montage and I will be farting up a rainbow storm! Plus we've got some special surprises up our pantlegs for every one of you. Check us out!
Boys are totally welcome on intramural Fart Squad, @
carl montage. Have you ever worked with a megaphone?
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Missy Tengler
Ok! Thanks for letting me join!
@
Missy Tengler Yes! I'm so happy to be a part of somethi there, especially since I'm new. And yes, I'll meet you at the dance!
Fart Squad isn't just for girls, right? Wasn't there a lawsuit? Because I've been farting rainbows since fourth grade and I'm really good at it.
Found out today we didn't make the cut for official Fart Squad. Kind of a let-down, but I think it's mainly because my creative vision ultimately clashes with coach Cammy's.
But I'm still interested in pursuing my artistic talents in Fart Squad choreography, @
Charlotte Marie Smit. And I think your glitter, sprinkles, and puppies talent would fit right in! Especially since @
Kiki Blemsworth won't talk to me anymore.
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magic is still feeling it, though. Would you be able to get together with us this week and work up a routine we could do at the Heart Throb Dance on Valentine's Day? Even though we're not on the official squad, we're still free to perform on our own, right?
I wanna join. I'm new and need friends! I can fart rainbows, as well as sprinkles, glitter and puppies.
So Fart Squad tryouts were a total disaster. I don't know why I let @
Missy Tengler talk me into it. @
magic fell off the top of the pyramid and got rainbow all over the judges AND the entire varsity Fart Squad team. So not cool. Now I have to pretend I don't know either of them.
If you can fart rainbows, @
Shannon, then were you belong is on Fart Squad with me and @
magic! We already got together last night and are practicing our routine for tryouts, which are this weekend. We TOTALLY need a third so we can perform the super-magic Mandara Suicide Pyramid Action or Gas Satori formation! But you need at least three rainbow farters. Could that be you? I hope so!!!!