Children’s Circle Summer Session

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Ms. Hazeltine
- 6/3/2021 8:45pm

Oh yes you sound like a wonderful candidate, @Annie Sweet.

The tryouts invocation is tomorrow, followed by a "battle royale" all weekend at Psyhigh. Non-participating students are asked to follow directive 9 protective measures during this time to avoid injury or disfiguration.

Good luck making it to the winner's circle, everyone!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





Annie Sweet
- 6/2/2021 6:18am

Hi @Ms. Hazeltine ! I was wondering if I could apply for the summer caretaker program, since my status at this school is dubious. I was going to start next year since the flesh prison seems to be high school age and education seems very important, but currently I don't attend classes. I do live and travel in the walls though, if that counts for anything. And I am in possession of a Child Groove CD. I found it on an empty grocery store shelf where I thought the butter potatoes were supposed to be. The songs make your brain feel compressed. I think it's supposed to be a bootleg Kidz Bop, but the voice singing sounds deeply haunting and personal, like it's screaming the words to Momma's House right to you. Anyway, I do think I would be a good caregiver, especially since I now have experience nursing! And, of course, the Child Groove CD.

Thanks!

Annie





Ms. Hazeltine
- 5/31/2021 11:21pm

That is an excellent question, @Elizabeth Magnolia.

All students are invited to apply, as I'm sure every one of you has the compassion and empathy and caring that it takes to help these young people get the most out of their summers, and learn a little bit about life along the way.

Along with that, you'll need to be fully versed in CPR and First Aid, Anaphylaxis Training, Recovered Memory Training, training in the Five Kinds of Combat (Lvl 6), and Defensive Driving. You'll also need a background check, and a Psychic Criminal Background Check, and a Working With Psychic Children Check (WWPCC). There's also a full stress physical, a double retina and ectoplasmic DNA scan, references, and the ability to perform a short firewalk. Oh, and singing! Really helpful to know some songs.

You can find brochures with the complete list of required optional requirements at the bulletin board outside of my office.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





Elizabeth Magnolia
- 5/30/2021 9:11pm

That sounds like exactly the kind of summer opportunity I am interested in, @Ms. Hazeltine. What are the requirements to be a psychic childminder for the Children’s Circle Summer Session?





Ms. Hazeltine
- 5/29/2021 11:26pm

Children's Circle Summer Session is coming up! Students interested in early childhood psychic development are encouraged to apply as childminders for these precocious tots. Receive school credit and earn some extra cash for the summer! More info and signup sheet on the bulletin board just outside my office door.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





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