Welcome new students! And returning students with memory issues!

By now I know you're milling around helplessly, looking for your dorm, new friends, your luggage, and perhaps some water without all those pesky mind control chemicals in it.

Students from the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) are here to help. You can identify them by their bright green jackets, and can find them throughout campus waiting on your every need. If an Active Psychic Student Alliance student is not immediately available, merely concentrate on the ⊷ ⊱ ⊙ ⊍ series as described in your orientation brochure.

And of course know that you're always welcome to visit me in my office! It's located on the third-and-a-half floor of the administration building, through the mirrored hallway of the Future Nurse and around the corner from the Belated Boiler. If I'm not in my office just leave a note on my bulletin board with the little crayon on the string.

Looking forward to a wonderful new preternatural school year!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator