Xena Cassiopian

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4/10/2017 6:21pm


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Whew, okay, that was complicated. But necessary, because I'm pretty sure you guys would have a hard time understanding me without my translator, as my mother tongue is really complex. Even I still have low grades in my language class. Well, previous language class; from the moment that my phaser successfully materialized me and my stuff, sending me face-first into a tall and branchy lifeform I believe you call a "tree," I became a temporary student at PsyHigh. Officially, I'm here to study the supernatural aspects of Earth's inhabitants, but personally I want to "turn up," as I believe younger Earthlings like to say. Or maybe not; I had to teach myself Earth slang using only intercepted social media posts, so I'm not sure how extensive my knowledge is.

I've tried to make my body as humanoid as possible so I don't cause anyone to freak out and accidentally summon Satan himself, but I still struggle to hide my bluish and shimmering skin and other so-called "alien" features. I struggle with a lot of things, actually, like using books for classwork instead of microchip programs and actually finding my classes. Why do you guys use so much paper and why is this school so big? Anyways, if anyone could help me out a little bit, that would be "Gucci," as many of you like to say. I think so, at least.

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