I come from a land where flowers say hi to you each morning and Potatoes scream when you eat them

WTFAIRYGOD! MY WINGS JUST SWITCHED FROM NAVY TO LAVENDER? what does this mean? And hearts are forming in them! PLZ HELP

If I like eating blueberries does that make me a cannibal since I’m half berry from my great uncle’s dad’s fish’s cousin’s mom’s sister’s dog’s aunt’s side!!! HELP THIS SUX! Please halp! Tanks BAIIII