Landing at Your School!

Zephyr Air Transport Inc. will soon be dropping by Psychic High School with a hold full of wonders ready for sale or trade.

When: This Friday.

Where: The mooring post at the south end of Subliminal Field.

What: The airship Sadie Hawkins, filled to the brim with the treats you've been craving from across the Western Hemisphere and beyond. Coffee! Curios! Crystal Skulls! You name it, we've been everywhere twice, from pole to pole, using maps based on wildly diverging laws of physics and competing alternative histories. We'll be setting up the big tents and putting our items on display, so come by take a look at what we've got. You won't be sorry!

Yours,

Captain Armando Lupiz
(The Sky Wolf)
on board the continuous merchant dirigible Sadie Hawkins

Please clear the landing area at Subliminal Field. Ground teams prepare the mooring post.

Mooring post secured. Deploying aft howsers.

And yes, @Ava Elisabeth, I think we do have some items that will fit your needs!

A.L.

Attention Students!

We've set up the tents right underneath the Sadie Hawkins, and the cargo nets are being lowered and unpacked. Come by after dinner to get first dibs at our hottest merch! But if you can't make it tonight, don't worry, we'll be here for a few days. The crew has been looking forward to a bit of liberty.

It's been a busy few days, but Zephyr Air Transport Inc. has many fantastic, esoteric, and bizarre items still left. And a large number are being offered at a substantial discount to you, the Psychic High School student!

DEAL OF THE DAY

The Hand of Calebesïs

The mummified hand of the Doll Emperor of Calebesïs, the very hand that Cortez shook before attempting to capture the Doll Emperor and his family. Like a lizard's tail, the hand fell off in Cortez's fingers when he pulled too hard and the Doll Emperor slipped away.

Using special cedarwood boxes designed to make enchanted dolls sleep, Cortez's soldiers captured the Dowager Doll Empress and the doll children. However, the Doll Emperor and his doll concubine escaped deep into the jungle, where it is said they began a new Doll Empire, hidden from the eyes of the invaders.

This is a deal you can't pass up! Come by and make me an offer! Trades also considered.

Zephyr Air Transport Inc. DEAL OF THE DAY

The Space Helmet of Ronald Reagan

47 years ago, on this very day, your great country was the first to put a man on the moon.

And that man's name... was Ronald Reagan.

There, he defeated the Nazis, and taught Mahatma Gandhi how to dance. He made friends with all the animals that could talk, made fun of the rest, and was the first to give them names. Like Toby. And Peter. And Joel.

He negotiated deals with aliens that would last for a thousand years, then went back in time and did it again. Was there anything he didn't do?

Now, you can hold a piece of history all around your head, and own the very space helmet that Ronald Reagan wore on that fateful day he first played golf on the moon and sold the planet for a witch's sawbuck.

Who knows what you'll see when you put it on? Come by and make an offer on this ancient artifact. Trades also considered.

All our sailors have completed Merchant Airshipman's training from certified Aerialist Academies, @Louis C., but we do have an unpaid internship arrangement with Psyhigh where we take on a few cabin assistants for short stints. I believe you can get some class credit for it. Applications are in tent 7--you can post your resumes and answers to the essay portion here.

Captain Armando Lupiz
(Currently enjoying a haymaker's punch in the Spoonbender. Feel free to come over and grab a seat and I'll be happy to regale you with tales of the clouds.)

Airdrop Shop Stop Final Week!

It's nearing time for the Sadie Hawkins to pull up stakes and head on to our next locale, but you do have till next Tuesday morning to make a final decision about any of the outstanding values we've still got hiding in our tents and cornocpuia buckets.

There are still some very special coffee beans you might be interested in, @CoffeeisLife, and all manner of mood-enhancing writing utensils, @Maben, including a wide array of enchanted Sharpies. Bloodstones, Sweatstones, Snotstones, and Stonerosesstones, all mined from the quarries of Mt. Fata Mogana, still in stock! Alien crystal radio sets, Magnetic Memory Binders (comes in handy for hardcore Match Match players, @Terry Submarine), Klein Bottle Bird Cages, and more!

Also, we're still taking applications for our fall internship program. Pick up a form in tent 7 and post your resume and essay question answers here.

And remember, we're open to everyone in the Pittsfield, Doomstown and Tri-Color area to come on in and see what we've got. So tell your friends and neighbors!

Yours (but not for much longer!),

Captain Armando Lupiz
(The Sky Wolf)
Commander of the Continuous Merchant Dirigible Sadie Hawkins

Final Day! The Sadie Hawkins leaves tomorrow!

That's right, it's the last day of our stopover here at Psyhigh, and we're slashing prices to celebrate! Prices so low you'll think we've gone MAD!

3 Piece Magic Toaster sets: 75% off!

Helpy Pigs (feed them anything!): All offers accepted.

Crystal Gloves (great for handling unwanted thoughts): 50% off!

Giant Stone Owls (they STILL FLY!): 67% off!

And MANY MORE! We've got to drop more ballast, and hoping YOU can make it happen. Trades always considered.

Also, we've accepted three interns who, upon their confirmation, will be joining us on the next several legs of our continuous journey trading along the psychic jet stream. Those new potential cabin mates are: @Louis C., @Marni Saylor, and @Ava Elisabeth! Looking forward to having you all on board, and we'll be reviewing any last-minute applications we get today. Then, tomorrow morning, we're up up and away, so visit us today for one last look before we fly.

Captain Armando Lupiz

Airship personnel, prepare for liftoff. Ground crew standby.