Hey I saw @Dylan Ashcroft do their thing, with their thoughts, out on the sidewalk by the library. Actually it was more on the parking lot - those thoughts were running all over the place! People didn't know whether to laugh or be completely embarrassed - until one got hit by a car.

Slow thoughts are are worth two beats and quick thoughts are worth one, but @Empress Jingles just keeps pounding her cane against the wooden floor of her trailer like she's hammering nails into our heads. S,S,Q,Q,S and S,S,Q,Q,Q, and then she throws in an X like we know what it's supposed to mean? Why did I even sign up for this Thought Training Course? It's hard to remember anything except the pounding of her damn cane. It keeps on pounding between classes and after dinner and in my dreams and when I wake up.

@Octopus is doing the better in class than any of us. Teamo and Winifred dropped out after the first week. The rest of us try and keep up with the beat but honestly I don't feel like my thoughts are in any better shape than when I started. I think this whole "show" we're supposed to put on next month is just a distraction to keep us from asking for our money back.

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