Heyyyy, @Timothy Hay
I am for sure definitely probably interested in your whistle.
You and I can go places with that frequency, namely to Money Town if you catch my drift.
How much do you think people would be willing to bet on these mechanical melee matches?
I know it's technically against the rules to participate in the Robot Fighting Ring, but since I'm already in this deep, I might as well milk it for all it's worth.
... Anyone want to place bets? I've heard HammerZok the Destroyer is a favorite to win at the ring in dorm 6651!
... The Reality Accident. Where do I begin? My whole world has been turned upside down. I don't know what's happening, but I'm sure it isn't right. There've been puddles of static dripping from my dorm ceiling. Is this a dream? If it is, I want to wake up.