I still remember the day I found out that I could control the speed at which lobsters die. It was a sunny, very beautiful day. I was walking by the beach, when a lobster approached me. I told it to go away and it died on the spot. I was appalled by this shocking turn of events. I found a group of lobsters down further on the beach. They crowned me their king. I am now the Lobster Lord, Lord of the Lobsters, King of the Crustaceans, and Czar of the Sea Scorpions!

So, it all started when the crabs had a failed invasion of the Lobsterian Empire. This naturally enraged me and my lobsters, so, we attacked back. Aaaaaaand now, we are waging war against each other. So maybe it wasn't the best idea to attack the crabs, but hey, they attacked first, therefore they must be eliminated. I'll update this later when more info is available.

The crabs have lasted longer than I thought they would. I gotta give em credit, they put up a good fight. However, the Lobsters will prevail. We've pushed back the crabs quite far, and they seem to be losing morale, which is great. A few crabs have begun to be more problematic than usual, though. They strike quickly, then retreat back to a safe zone. I presume their prince, Kutris, is leading this division of the crabs. Not much else to update on, so laterssssssssssssss.

Yeah, it's ya boy, the Lobster Lord, back at it again with fighting crabs and all that stuff. So, last I checked the Crabs are pretty weak, so why are they still here. It's starting to get on my nerves. Ok, so basically, my lobsters are still fighting with Kutris, which is a big frustration. We've sieged much of the Crab's territory and yet, they still elude us. What's more is now, the Crabs are getting reinforcements from the Jellyfish, of course, this has lead to some, shall we say, worries. This may be World War 1, underwater edition.

So, it's been a while. Before I begin this I'd like to clarify some things. Contrary to the name of this story thread, I did NOT start this war, the crabs attacked first, I, understandably enraged, struck back at those Crabs. The Crabs are the aggressors here, they had it coming to them for attacking the Lobster Lord, the Lord of the Lobsters, the King of the Crustaceans, the Czar of the Sea Scorpions! Anyhow, the war effort has been going fairly well. The troublesome Prince Kutris has retreated for now, which is great! Things have gone rather smoothly as of late, most likely due to Kutris' retreat.
Big thanks to King Sidney Starfish for supporting my cause!

Adios,
Notrele the Lobster Lord, the Lord of the Lobsters, the King of the Crustaceans, the Czar of the Sea Scorpions!
(P.S. Notrele is the full name, I couldn't fit it in the username)