My life was really dull before I met @distantTim, but now I feel like the most popular guy in Golden Flower dorm! Everybody’s high-fiving me and “great moves at the table, bro!” even though at the very last point in the game @distantTim lost connection and I totally flubbed it. Because it’s pretty weird to wake up and find yourself in the middle of a championship ping pong game.

We kind of need to expand our roster though. @Len have you considered going out for the Extra-Dimensional Ping Pong team? I think your skills could be a really awesome addition.