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You Can Have It All
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3/29/2018 2:57pm

In memory, there has been a profound shift from ownership to subscription. When space is at a premium, it’s about delivering choice and creating memory experiences that delight, yet are still highly compact (or disposable entirely). And because no one "owns" anything, memories come and go as we please. Which ones make an impression, which ones don't... that's all up to your Memory Service Provider, so why not choose the best? CHOOSE MEMSALOT!

The big upside is a revenue stream that never turns off and creates customers for life.

So sign up today for MEMSALOT And make your memory spaces as efficient as they are practical, and always filled with the most fashionable memories available.


**REQUIRED DISCLOSURE: THIS ACCOUNT RECEIVES A MEMORY BOUNTY OF 0.043 QUANTS OF MEMORY PER SIGN UP





You Can Have It All
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3/31/2018 1:10pm

Attention Affiliates!

Remember remembering to allocate your surplus memes to the MEMSALOT memory mining pool? If not, please re-review your last update for memory errors and reinstall.

Remember now?

This is where our various subscriptions and consumption models, recurring billing tools and microtransaction solutions, give you a distinctive edge. We handle every form of memory monetization for a global economy on full tilt nova.

The more guaranteed pseudo-experiential revenue you can offer a potential acquirer, the more valuable your business is going to be. And THE ACQUIRER, our ancient sea god and co-executive co-founder, will be arriving soon from from the depths of cold storage to acquire everything you've got.

ALL HAIL THE ACQUIRER! Make sure you're "all in" and fully vested for this unique opportunity for all of your memories--the entirety of your experience!--to be consumed by the oldest accredited digestor in this galactic subsector.

Intelligence, performance, endurance, affordability, adaptability and the inevitable unavoidability of consumption and repurposing are yours. Why put it off? Invest the whole of your Mems today for the end of experience forever.

Don't delay! Visit MEMSALOT today!



**REQUIRED DISCLOSURE: THIS ACCOUNT NOW RECEIVES A MEMORY BOUNTY OF 0.0892 QUANTS OF MEMORY PER SIGN UP

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