I haven't been getting many visitors in my wing of the Science Lab--not since @Rather Large Rabbit
and @JJ Cricket
helped me barricade the doors. I need to concentrate on my work full time, and can't have pesky do-gooders nosing around. I've got investors to consider nowadays, and they are very demanding...
However, they're not very discerning. They'll take anything I mix up and dump into a 30 gallon barrel. So I've been going easy on the good stuff that @Bobby Mars
brought by, and I'm just making sure whatever I pour into the barrels doesn't explode. I've even got the @Bimpliboo
s helping me with rolling them out to the clients... some to the loading dock, some to the landing field at night, and some into the woods. It's quite an operation.
Which is why I didn't have time to meet with our student body president or whoever she is when she came by to visit today. @Carol Song
should find a real job and quit harassing hard working students like myself.
It had been great having the Science Lab to myself this summer. I was free to continue my experiments without any intrusion. How good it was to be released from the oppressive judgement of my "teachers," and free to create as I see fit! My skills unleashed, I invented such never-before-seen cosmetic products as Changing Mood Hair Chalk, Dancing Waters Tooth Straightener, Auto Calculating Nail Polish, Legett Hair Fastener Heat Bags.... The list goes on and on.
But it's been hot, and as the Science Lab lacks proper AC, I've had to prop open the doors with fans. This let in some amount of gnats and mosquitoes, but with @Rather Large Rabbit
and his Linguamander trans-dermal implants by my side, I avoided most of the bites.
But now we've become infested by @Bimpliboo
s. They're coming in through the doors, the pipes, and even in through the walls. "Love ussssss! We're cuteeeeeeeeeees!" they cry, no matter how many I shove down the disposal. They crawl up my legs and bump the microscope at the most inappropriate times. They knock over test tubes and fiddle with the cultures. We've tried setting traps and poison but nothing seems to hold them back. I'd call in @Janitor Pete
but I wouldn't want him asking questions about my waste disposal methods...
I know! If I can just get @JJ Cricket
(on one of his manic visits) to LEAP onto the yard and crush their Mushroom Village, perhaps that will destroy their nest? He remains in his tremendous, bus-sized form, and may be just large and heavy enough to put an end to their adorable madness.
I've been basically living in the science labs for weeks, sleeping there, eating there, skipping classes... but I should be able to get credits for what I've done. I just want to make sure I get to keep the patents.
@Rather Large Rabbit
has been a big help as a test subject. Naturally I don't generally condone animal testing, but R.L. Rabbit has a thing for it. It's a little disturbing, frankly. "Got anything to test on me doc? I need a dose." So what's a budding psychic cosmetic research scientist to do? So far I've grown horns on him (my Jackalope Surprise Shaving Soap), turned him a number of different day-glo colors (Every Color of the Rainbow All-in-one Shampoo and Conditioner), and made his eyes as big as basketballs (the Omniscient Ocular Accentuator). R.L. Rabbit has an endless appetite for it.
Meanwhile, @JJ Cricket
is scaring me. I've so far kept him from destroying the lab on his visits to the loading bay (he's as big as a bus now) but when I suggested maybe backing off on the de-miniaturization soap he got downright dangerous, knocked over the dumpster like a mad bull, and scared a skunk that had been rumaging in the garbage. I've been giving him some placebo soap instead and he's so unhinged (and huge already) that he hasn't really noticed. But he still crashes through the woods almost every night to visit me and rant and demand more soap. I am not sure how to defuse that situation. Maybe he'll come to his senses.
Anyway, the Psyhigh labs are great, and it's so convenient to be able to just pour my failed experiments down the drain. I'll have some new products ready soon, so let me know if there's anything special you need for your psychic beauty routine!
I realized my suitcase full of Psychic Cosmetics Products were all expired and probably not safe, so I dumped them in the yard behind the science building. Then the rains would came and washed them away so now that's all taken care of.
I'm spending time in the labs working on a number of new products, and as soon as I have something for @JJ Cricket
I'll be sure and let him know. But in the mean time, if you see a truck-sized cricket hopping your way, don't be scared! Just get out of the way.
I have a full range of Psychic Cosmetics Products that I inherited from @Matching by Mattie
, @JJ Cricket
. A whole suitcase of them! Only some of them are expired. I've got the de-miniaturization soap you're after, plus Lady O' Spain Self-Blinding Eye Shadow with Magic Puncture Pencil, a peanuts enlarger, and an intersting scent that @Octopus
might find useful. All slash priced! So much simpler than hours spent actually training your thoughts to behave. Find me under the streetlight in front of the library after 9pm. I'll make you a deal you can't refuse!