The APSA student leaders are not ordinary students. But I'm not sure if that's good or bad yet.

We continue to go through our "screenings," which have become more and more like theater rehearsal. The audience has been replaced by a director and some additional crew, and we're walked through the blocking for new scenes while we follow along in our scripts.

"Jenny, you've got to hit your MARK! It's right here. See it? The masking tape right here?"

"Yes sir."

"THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP WALKING RIGHT OVER IT??!!!"

He didn't wait for an answer.

"Ok everybody, let's take five."

Actually, I'm starting to be pretty sure the APSA students are jerks. But it's not clear exactly how we can leave the Lake Logres Resort and Spa. Or even if.

All I saw was a flash of those green jackets, then they put a sack over my head and hauled me out of my dorm room.

Where was my roommate? Where was everybody else? Everything was deathly quiet -- except me. I was yelling and pounding the back of the very large APSA member who was carrying me over their shoulder.

Now I've been in what sounds like a truck for most of the day. And I really need a bathroom.

Is this part of the APSA initiation? Or are they just against people with colored hair for some reason?

I tried talking to some of those APSA students in the green jackets for help finding my classes, but they weren't helpful at all.

When I went up to some of them outside the library they just kept talking to each other like I wasn't there. And then when I found some in the cafeteria they just kept looking at their phones and wouldn't acknowledge me either (except to say I should get the app, which they could tattoo onto my skin if I wanted, somewhere in the cellars) and then there are the other ones who just hang outside the back of the gym and vape some sort of nasty alien smelling stuff.

I think the APSA are a bunch of stuck-up elitists who just lord their upper-classperson status over everybody.

So how do I join the APSA?