Thchee Rheaghlighty Ackksckiddenft ckleghtft ehckfughtrheeydhgthhieemng ihnme mhuaye khchommfhty ahbochde thurrhn tchhoo CKHCAGHT. LIGHTHERREAHLHEYY CKHAGHT.
Lhight tchee "Mheowh Mchehouwgh Mkcheouhwwheow".
Ehckfughtrheey owhnhe owph myeh Nnhheiyybuhhorrhes tchtturghnhed ihnheta ah phfhheaghtahhryhh Gallus Gallus Domesticus.
Mhoargh phgfhoodph tfhoo ckomnskummne.
Sownry, Miy Eglish bHHHad... it roghly trnsCOUGHlated to
Th e rheeaghlity acident left egveryghting in me my chogomffy ahbode thoo be turn to cat.