Delphi Doll

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6/13/2017 6:09pm

"How's everything for you sir?"

"Just fine, thank you."

"May I bring you a binky, sir?"

"I'm sorry?"

"You seem a bit agitated."

"I'M NOT.... I'm not agitated..."

"There there, sir. No need to get upset. Is it perhaps past sir's naptime?"

"Really, this is uncalled for. I'd like to speak to your manager."

"Of course, sir. Please feel free to use this blankie while you wait."

"Very well. Zzzzzzzzzz......."

.. ..
"Alright," says the maƮtre d' into his wire. "Big Baby is out. Bring in the extraction team."

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