CLAWD SPEAKING! im the guy you always look at and think...wat conditioner does he use???
...u could say i totally PSYCH people up...ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!!!!

anyway. FINALLY. STARTED. FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. it was like, wicked sick bro...
haha, anyone wanna go get some ICE CREAM after lessons tomorrow? ;P

OK SO...im technically like, not a shapeshifter, but bro. how can i NOT attend something that involves dancing? that's like, my thing! ****
****the only way i can harness my abilities LOL!

ive heard there's something kinda funky going on there...but the only thing there that's gonna be funky is like, my SICK. MOVES.

WOW!!!! last nights event was SO. AWESOME. looks like everyone had a #rad time

WELL AT LEAST afaik everyone got FUNKY!!! although i got so focused on my own funky flow i wasn't really paying attention to anything except the SICK BEATS, whoops lol

im SO GLAD everyone enjoyed my moves as much as I DO!!! my Special Fx that accompanied them were so.hype. i should totally make music vids or something
I GOT TO SEE @Sthephie Serpenthine there too, her hair was ROCKIN! she was with @Pearline , sorry i couldn't talk much LOL but i appreciate all the applause! id LOVE to like, get ice cream or something with you guys sometime!
hope you 2 are feelin better now cuz you ended up lookin kinda dizzy last night, did you eat something bad? maybe I like. accidentally made really flashy strobe lights or something LOL!!!!

Ok so....looks like i was uh, a little TOO caught up in my funky flow, cuz now im hearin that things have like, seriously gone BOGUS.

i still have like, no idea what's happening, but MAN, i am NOT feeling this at all, i mean, people are seriously FREAKIN OUTis

Woah, it's like

Woah, it's like, totally gnarly that Mattie is back, i mean, i don't know MUCH about her but she sounds pretty rad! it's like, so awesome that you were kinda at the party bro, Hope u got to see my SICK moves LOL!!!!

there's like, that whole thing about the dance going on, but im sure @Pearline is TOTALLY gona crack that case or whatever, LOL!!! she's like, super smart and stuff, trust me it'll be SUPER cool, ill totally bust out some sweet congratulatory MOVES when it blows over and stuff, dude!!!

UMMM WHAT IS GOING ON LOL?!?! like, @Sthephie Serpenthine you're so right this is NOT BLOWING OVER BRO!!!! this TOTALLY sounds like some grim story from one of my multiversal history classes, like when a dude is talking about eradication then things are gonna get PRETTY BOGUS.

im like, soooo freaked out right now? how could a guy who was bustin out such sick beats start busting out these FREAKY phrases...i have like, no idea what to do right now LOL. maybe they need like, a zumba session or something? .

LAST NIGJT WAS LIKE SO CRAZY LOL!! im so tired i can like, feel my body slowly dying which basically means our sleepover ROCKED.

i snuck into @Kayla May and @Sthephie Serpenthine room last.night and we had SUCH A BLAST LOL!!!! me and stephie were totally getting krunk on the dance floor (AKA JUMPING ON KAYLAS BED) whilst our midnight snacks lined up and acted like, backup dancers in a music video or something, it was WICKED SICK BRO. i can't remember much else except totally CRASHING OUT ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

actually, Ummm, the snacks are STILL THERE I JUST REALIZED. stephies cookies are like, dancing on the window sill???? kaylas copy of syntactic structures is like, totally tearing itself apart...LOL?! it's moves are pretty gnarly but KAYLA ISN'T GONNA BE HAPPY!!! MY DANCE ENERGY SHOULD'VE BURNT OUT BY NOW!!!

the girls are still SLEEPING ... should i EAT THE SNACKS!!!!! they could totally like, RETALIATE IN MY STOMACH. then id need some serious yoga work LOL!!!!!!!!!

@Kayla May so like, the good news is that your copy of Pride and Prejudice learnt to like, do the peyton place after midnight? and is TOTALLY ROCKING IT!!!!! ive NEVER seen a household object rock it so hard since like, that incident in the canteen lol!

BAD NEWS: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE VERY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MY OWN ABILITIES!!! this could TOTALLY go on like...forever!!! well, probably not, but like, good luck figuring this out LOL!!!! also before you get mad im apologizing in advance about like, everything that's happened in your fridge. SORRY!!!!!!!
at least stephy is having like, a gnarly little nap!