Chester M. Mouse
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Rodent Club takes the reins at midnight, right after we round up all the cats. It’s a kitty cat round-up! We’ve got our cat hypnotizers and crackem whips and whistles and bangs. We’re going to herd all the cats into a blind alley and pounce on them with tiny saddles, stirrups, bridles, halters, reins, bits, harnesses, and martingales, and ride them through the center of town! Watch us from your windows at midnight, and throw down your candy and rice, just like the ticker tape parade when the mice first landed on the moon.
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