Fear not the earl lest I had conquered him and peopled else this isle with Calibans.

Dream Journal No.1

Here i will be posting about my dreams. Most of the ones i have tend to be pretty bizarre, and have questionable meanings. For example, the dream where i got ran over by musical artist Cee Lo Green. He was driving in a white van down a hill that had lovely little bungalow houses on it. Of course i didn't actually have that much time to admire the houses, since the white van was hurtling towards me. The only way i knew it was even Cee Lo Green is due to the close up of his face i got a split second before i woke up.

I'll be posting more of these. Some old dreams, some new ones.

Dream Journel No.2

This is a dream i have from when i was still pretty young. I was sat in my grandma's house, my cousin sitting next to me. Before i could fully register the situation of the dream it became overrun with spiders. I called out to my Grandma, but there was no answer. A giant spider walked in through the blackened hallway, his eyes were large and human like, something very disturbing to see. He began to talk to me. I can't remember a lot of what he said, but it was mostly degrading things, as if he was trying to break down my self esteem. He also kept poking and prodding me relentlessly. My cousin on the other hand simply sat next to me, quietly, not doing anything. Then i woke up, literally bolting out of my bed.

I've started to wonder if these dreams have some kind of deeper meaning, for example are they cryptic insights to the near or far future? Is it even my future? Am i to seek out someone else about their future? These are all questions i'm hoping to answer relatively soon!

About Me.

Hello, my name is Blach. I enjoy reading, Eldritch horrors, the paranormal, and other things! My favorite food is chocolate and my favorite colour is the colour green.

Regular Journal No.1

I realise now that in my dream (see dream journal no.2) i may of dreamt of the Great Old One Atlach-Nacha. A spider like Old One with a human face. It is said that when Atlach-Nacha finishes his vast chasm bridge of webbing it will contribute to the end of the world.

This could mean a lot of things, even if they all seem a littler far-fetched.

A few other tidbits about Atlach-Nacha because... Why not! Atlach-Nacha is worshipped in the Andaman Islands, by the Spiders of Leng and by the Tcho-Tcho of South Asia!

I think it's about time for a bit more of the know about these fascinating deities to get spread around! So, it's time for some Eldritch Deities Funfacts!

Firstly lets start off with the Great Old Ones. These are a loose pantheon of ancient, but powerful deities who loom in the deep depths of space. They once all ruled Earth, but for now however they have fallen into a deathlike sleep state. Some are even imprisoned or restricted (Trapped inside the earth, in the depths of the sea, in a paradoxical space dimension) which means their abilities to interact with most people is heavily affected.

Despite this, many are still worshipped by various cults! A famous Great Old One would be Cthulhu, a giant mix between a human, an octopus, and a dragon! It's rumored that Cthulhu is trapped beneath the sea, and heavily worshipped by various old fishing towns that his call has brainwashed.



ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

ah gof'nn hrii! Excuse the poor R'lyehian. I'm still learning!

I couldn't resist adding another quick post, my enthusiasm is Psy High! (Get it?)

This will be a short one! Focusing on Amon-Gorloth, also known as Creator of Nile and Universe's Equilibrium. They are a colossal entity whose cult is actually similar to the Egyptian god Amun! They once dwelled in a gigantic palace known as Gz-eh which was close to the Valley of the Kings. They're dreaming force had the ability to shape reality, this allowed him to make the Nile Valley flourish 3,000 years ago! However shortly after the star came right and the desert advanced in entombing the giant entity beneath the ground, sealing him in the earth.

They're loyal priests built secret mausoleums to try and access the Great Old One so they could sacrifice cattle to please him.

I'm making this official! This is now an Eldritch Deities Fanclub!! Feel free to add your own thoughts and feelings and cult traditions!!!

gotha c-chtenff 'bthnk!

Hello hello!! It's time for another round of ichor-oozing goodness!

Today i'm going to be talk all about the Other Gods.

These Gods are ruled by Azathoth, also known as the "Blind Idiot God." He holds court at the center of the universe as a group of Outer Gods dance rhythmically around him, in cadence to the piping of a demonic flute! Among the Outer Gods that are present at his court are the entities called the Ultimate Gods.

Yog-Sothoth, also known as the "All-in-One", co-rules with Azathoth and exists in all places. At all times. In all the cosmos. But he is locked away outside the mundane universe. Nyarlathotep, the "Crawling Chaos", acts as the avatar and soul of the Outer Gods, serving as the intermediary between the deities and their pantheon of cults!

stell'bsna phlegeth!

Hello! @Nautical Nell i'd love to help out with the protest! After all we need to keep things clean for when some of the Great Old Ones decide to finally rise up from their watery slumbers! I don't think they would appreciate being surrounded by nasty icky waste, i know i sure wouldn't haha! Also i agree with @Nobody with leaving the trash somewhere other than the cafeteria, we might wont to protest but we don't want to DISEASE anyone, at least not yet haha!

Perhaps we could leave it in other places as well that's totally super inconvenient for people! Like in bathrooms!

However the petition and volunteer cleaning sounds fun too, even if there is less adrenaline involved.

stell'bsna phlegeth! -- Blach