Hello fellow classmates!

Today is my first day at this wonderful school and I'm so happy to be here.

The welcoming committee for new students was a bit offputting, but that was mostly due to their multiple heads and constantly shifting, amorphous body.

Although... No one told me there was a new student welcoming committee.

In fact, it wasn't mentioned anywhere on the brochure, or on the website.

What an odd thing to forget!

Hope to see you all soon, whether it be in class, in the hallways, in a club, or within the deepest depths of my consciousness <3


Sincerely,

Bernadette Bright