HELLO EVERYONE!!

UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER HAS BEGUN WITH PROFESSOR A. BRANIGAN. IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW, BECAUSE YOU ARE BEING FOOLISH ( COUGH COUGH @Marble Sanders COUGH ) , THE CLASS HAS ALREADY BEGUN AND YOU SHOULD BE ATTENDING THE CLASS EACH DAY. TEXTBOOKS AND ALL CLASS MATERIALS HAVE ALREADY BEEN PASSED OUT IN CLASS. IF YOU ARE REGISTERED, IT WILL SHOW UP AS YOUR 5th PERIOD OR *8th PERIOD CLASS AND THAT IS WHEN YOU WILL ATTEND THE CLASS. THE FLOATING AMPHITHEATER I IS QUITE OBVIOUS, BUT IF YOU NEED HELP FINDING YOUR WAY PLEASE CONTACT @Big Jim , NOT US. SPECIAL ASSIGNMENTS OR NEWS IN THE CLASS WILL BE POSTED BY US.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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I've been attending Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker during fifth period but I feel I am accidentally attending a decoy class because everything the teacher says is garbled up and I do not understand a thing about upward mobility or modern working and instead I just doodle or sneak looks at my phone and hope I don't get called on because the only thing I could do is respond garbledly. And the books are garbled and the assignments are garbled and so I just write down garbles for answers and then I get garbled grades.

Can I confirm that my application was processed correctly and I am not getting the encrypted version of the class maybe instead of the non-garbled version?

HELLO EVERYONE!!
HERE ARE THE DETAILS FOR YOUR FIRST MAJOR PROJECT WRITTEN BY YOUR PROFESSOR:

Hello Students!
If you have been attending classes, you would know that we have been studying why molecular structure matters, when it comes to your finances. Your project is to either:
i. Complete a 500 word essay arguing either pro or con to the statement, "Adding more molecules to your own physical form is a moral and effective way to open yourself to new investment opportunities.
ii. Create a short five minute presentation or video on the adverse effects of molecule swapping.
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iii. Create a scene with a partner illustrating the difference between molecule swapping and molecular sharing.
This project is due this Friday. You can turn in essays or scripts in your journal or in hard copy during class. Grades are based on the text (or video, slides, etc.) you create for the assignment. Not all students will present in class, for the sake of time, and will be picked randomly to present. If you would like to present, please contact me prior to the due date, so I can make sure you can.

Thank you
Professor Branigan

IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ASK THEM WITH #DEARBRANIGAN ,SO WE CAN FORWARD THEM TO HER.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

i. Complete a 500 word essay arguing either pro or con to the statement, "Adding more molecules to your own physical form is a moral and effective way to open yourself to new investment opportunities.

Con (ABSTRACT)

In a free moving market, with 602,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 molecules per share, Irrational Faraday Expectaion Theory predicts that uninhibited growth creates a zoo of bubble animals that will grow to fit the size of their container. Equal volumes of bubble animals at the same temperature and pressure (for instance poodles, giraffes, or mind shattering horrors from beyond) will consume one another until a massively monstrous bubble animal is created, with nothing left to consume but itself. At this point, Coulomb's inverse-square law implies that the very exciting charges that inhabit the bubble animal become very unexcited at the prospect of consuming itself eternally, and hence arrives at an undead state, in which dynamic psycho-emotional growth is impossible.

For this reason, addition of molecules alone ultimately creates a static-state existence resulting in life-death, which is neither a moral nor effective way to open oneself to new investment opportunities.


Full essay available for presentation. Includes bubble animal demonstration, including free samples for students.
#DEARBRANIGAN

We luuuuuuuuuuuv bubble animals!!! AND unrestrained molecular growth!!! We need to expaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

Oh no! Here comes that mean old bouncy house. Not again! Run @Bimpliboos ruuuuuuuuuun!!!!

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i. Complete a 500 word essay arguing either pro or con to the statement, "Adding more molecules to your own physical form is a moral and effective way to open yourself to new investment opportunities."

Some may argue that artificially adding molecules is immoral and leads to unsustainable loops of self-consumption and/or doubt. This statement is true. However, these opponents of the strategy too often fail to acknowledge the benefit of NATURALLY added molecules. As with food products, artificial may be quicker and tastier, but in the long run natural is the way to go.

One example of this is the Budding Strategy -- first employed by self-aware multi-cellular organisms in the 129th year of the Crab Nebula New Order -- which utilizes the concept of "asexual reproduction". Using this method, one can construct a nearly if not completely identical clone offspring. Opponents of the Budding Strategy argue that it is immoral to force such a being into sudden existence without allowing it to proceed naturally through infancy and other life stages you yourself have experienced, but if constructed properly the clone will possess no consciousness of its own and exist only as an empty, unclaimed vessal. These correct clones -- or "Blank Slates" -- are then activated and linked to your own mind patterns through the Zarcadian Rythm (see supplementary video link). This will result in the clone offspring acting as an extension of your own mind into a secondary form. The benefits to this are extensive in the world of business and investment. For instance, while your primary form pursues higher activities required to keep businesses afloat, the secondary form can perform grunt-work calculations and investment research that can be later utilized by both forms.

This is just one example of a successful and humane use of natural molecule additions. Adding molecules to your own form is no casual activity, and is something that needs to be seriously discussed with all involved parties. However, when done responsibly, it is a risk that reaps high rewards for the investor. As discussed in previous lectures, risk/reward ratios are a key to upward mobility for the modern worker(s). Those who condemn all forms of the practice as immoral or inefficient are mistakenly painting the entire field with a broad brush.

Klarya [LastnameConcealedForTeacherViewOnly], Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker, Third Hour Lecture
@GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
#DEARBRANIGAN

Supplementary video [PartialViewAvailable,LogInAsTeacherForFullView]:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lIlROWro8

HELLO EVERYONE:
WE HAVE A MESSAGE FROM PROF. BRANIGAN :

@Klarya and @Carol Song , Thank you for turning in your work and your grades have been posted! I always love to hear the different perspectives from my students, as well as seeing students so engaged with the content.

As for you, @Klarya ,That is a great explanation and example of the Zarcadian Rhythm. I will definitely use it during class. If you are interested in mind rhythms, you should research gênant patterns. (A great explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4 )

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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I ran into a skunk on the trail. Sort of.

I was on my way to visit to the Chicken Lady and realized my phone had fallen out of my pocket. I knew where it had fallen out because I had been looking through my pockets for some gum. It wasn't that far so I started walking back up the trail and got to where I it must have fallen out but I didn't see it, so I kept on walking and looking at the ground. It was getting dark and I knew it couldn't have been that far so I turned around and walked back down the trail, looking at the ground and the dirt and the rocks and the grass and weeds in the half dark but still couldn't spot it.

Then I smelled skunk.

I turned around and walked back up the trail, still not finding anything till I got back to where I turned around before. It was getting almost too dark to see anything, and the skunk smell was getting stronger. I was going to give up, and walked back down the trail again and suddenly found my phone right there in the middle of the trail, face down on a little bed of twigs and moss.

I picked it up to check for messages and it was already opened up to email. The screen was muddy with little paw prints and there was a message composed in it with no address. I assumed it must have gotten bounced around in my pocket with random word suggestions but it read:

"The game has been fixed since the latest update. The cork is rotten. The transmitter is compromised si no comprende. Get a job in terrestrial radio."

Wasn't there a project you could choose in Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker called Moving Up in 20th Century Media? How convenient. It doesn't sound very "modern" but I guess I need to take a work-study at the local radio station.

Who even listens to radio? In cars, I guess. @Candi Wolfe has a cassette adapter in her volvo, so we don't listen to radio there. Old people? Guys in their garages working on their pumped up Witchfinder GPS muscle cars?

I got my work-study at G-LUV, the radio station in town. Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker arranged it. I expected to see... well, people. Deejays and talk show hosts in a glass room with headphones at least. But it turns out it's entirely automated. There's nobody there at all. I let myself in with a code, and then I sit behind a desk. The station is playing, and there's a screen that has the schedule of what's on. It's all very shiny and black.

Nobody comes in. After the first hour or so I got out my phone, but then got an alert on the screen that phones were only allowed on break. That's when I noticed the camera that points right where I sit.

I doubt you've ever listened to G-LUV, but it's all very "positive and encouraging." None of the music is by anybody you've ever heard of, but it's all super life-affirming and "uplifting." And then every once in awhile a voice comes on and gives the station identification and says something like "You are someone" or "Don't worry, just ignore it" or "Just sleep, and everything will turn out great." It wasn't till the third day that I brought in bluetooth headphones and could listen to what I wanted.

Why did I take this job again?