HELLO EVERYONE!!
WE WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE A SPECIAL CLASS AVAILABLE.
THIS CLASS IS A BUSINESS/MANIPULATION CREDIT AND IS CALLED "UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER".
HERE IS THE DESCRIPTION:

UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER is a course designed for today's generation that wants to get informed about how they can advance in the work place and how they can succeed in their business careers!! If you are interested in business and the workplace, and would like a advice on making that "Trans-Dimensional Dream" complete with a techno-rainbow fence ! The class is taught by award winning Prof. A. Branigan, who has worked at GROTTO G.S.M. INC. and taught professionally.
The class is free and offered at many schools, get details with your school administrators.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR THOUGHTS ON THIS COURSE, FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

I'm more of a science person. The psychic sciences, of course. But the buzzy class on campus this term seems to be Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker. Business classes seem so... fanciful? It's like they're describing an alien culture. It's one of those new private/public funded courses. This one is sponsored by @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. The mattress company.

I didn't get one of those beds because I live off campus. At home with my parents. Everybody I know in the dorms really loves theirs.

But who'd want to work at a mattress company?

I am pretty sure the credit would help round out my transcripts though. The ultra-competitive psychic college system wants to see expertise in everything, from alchemy to Faraday cage phase mechanics. And that's on top of all the volunteer hours and extra-curricular activities. This class seems like it ought to fall into one of those categories.

HELLO EVERYONE!!
RECENTLY, @Carol Song , POSTED A JOURNAL ON THE NEWEST AND GREATEST CLASS CALLED UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER WITH PROF. A. BRANIGAN.

CONCERNING THE VALUE OF THIS CLASS, IT WILL MOST DEFINITE MAKE YOUR TRANSCRIPT LOOK EVEN MORE DELECTABLE TO ANY ADMISSION BOARD, BUT BEYOND THAT THIS CLASS HAS ENDLESS APPLICATIONS TO YOUR DAILY LIFE. AFTER ALL, YOU ARE THE MODERN WORKER.

THIS CLASS WILL NOT ONLY TEACH YOU ABOUT BUSINESS, BUT THE BUSINESS OF YOUR OWN LIFE. AS TODAY'S MODERN WORKER, YOU WILL FIND THAT YOU, AS A PERSON ARE A BRAND. YOU ADVERTISE YOUR INTERESTS AND BELIEFS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU CRAFT PERFECTLY SELECTED SEGMENTS OF REALITY TO SEEN BY YOUR CLASSMATES IN YOUR JOURNALS, AND YOU WRITE ESSAYS AND PROJECTS TO PROJECT A CERTAIN IMAGE OF INTELLIGENCE AND SOPHISTICATION. UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER WILL ASSIST YOU IN WHATEVER CAREER PATH CHOOSE, WITH LESSONS ON FINANCE, GOAL MAKING, FINANCE MAKING, AND SO MUCH MORE.

THIS CLASS EVEN HAS A UNIT ON HOW TO PREP, COOK, AND PLATE YOUR TRANSCRIPT AND APPLICATION ESSAY TO MAKE THE TASTIEST, MOST MEMORABLE, AND/OR THE MOST EXCEPTIONAL MEAL THE ADMISSIONS BOARD HAS EVER TASTED.

FINALLY, IT APPEARS THERE HAS BEEN SOME CONFUSION ON WHAT GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS.
WE ARE QUITE SIMPLY GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT INCORPORATED. WHILE OUR INTERESTS HAVE BRANCHED OUT OF THE GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT OR THE GSM WORLD, PER SAY, WE ARE STILL MAINLY A GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT COMPANY.

WE ARE AKIN TO GOOGLE( PRE-WORLD DOMINATION). A TECH COMPANY CREATED BY MORTALS THAT HAS EXPANDED INTO A INNOVATION MACHINE WITH IT'S HANDS IN MANY COOKIE JARS. GOOGLE WENT FROM A SEARCH ENGINE TO CYBORG SENTIENT PLANETS WITH 100% WIFI CONNECTIVITY!

WHILE GOOGLE, THE SEARCH ENGINE THAT IS, IS NOW MOSTLY OBSOLETE, AND NOW THAT GOOGLE OWNS 50% OF EARTH'S LANDMASS, THEY ARE NO LONGER STILL BY THEIR FIRST PURPOSE, BUT WE GUARANTEE YOU, GROTTO G.S.M. INC. WILL FOREVER AND ALWAYS BE A GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT COMPANY, WITH LOYAL, BEAUTIFUL CUSTOMERS.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR THOUGHTS ON THIS COURSE, FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

Hi everyone!!
I haven't been posting lately, or attending classes, I guess. Honestly, I can't entirely remember what I have been doing for quite a while. APPPPARRENTTTLY, I worked, as a intern with @grOTTO G.S.M. INC and some sort flying ship thing(?), as well as going to through some sort of freaky cave situation, I don't even know, I bet I was probably just taking a relaxing vacation.

Anyways!!! I have moved back to my old dorm and I am getting back to school as usual. There are a ttttooooonnn of new classes that I have never heard of, actually interested in this new fangled class UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER. I don't know, it seems kinda cool! Okay, I am kind of getting off topic, what I am trying to say is that I am looking for a roommate!!!

The requirements include a kind heart and a tolerance for pets. As many of you know, my pet Kalingrad, is a little feisty. Anyways, If you are interested, please let me know!!!

Love,
Ava Elisabeth

I had a nightmare that my SACT scores came back, and they were so low that no higher school of psychic learning would accept my application. In fact, all of my application was so abysmal that [redacted] were chasing me around trying to saw open my skull so they could study my brain and preserve it for future generations to marvel at my ineptness.

I know, I know, it's totally ridiculous. [redacted] would never be so crude. Saws? They're a [redacted], not a gang of confused lumber jacks.

I should probably stop talking about [redacted]. They like to pretend they're secretive, even though they advertise themselves in all the one-way mirrors in the school like the drama queens they are [rude].

I've been really worked up about my college applications though. The stress is starting to effect me physically. My top school's app opened last night. I really really don't want to mess up my chances to go there -- they have a Forbidden Library hidden beneath one of the fountains, an Anti-Matter Observatory, AND a cute little coffee shop by the freshmen dorms!

So yeah, I'm going to talk to my counselor(s) soon to ask if I can switch into that neat new class, UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER. Myuri told me that it has a whole unit on applications, resumes, interviews, and personal statements. I just wish I didn't have to drop a class to take it. I suppose that I don't actually NEED to take Clairvoyance and Interpretations III... that's what I get for deciding to sign up for a senior blow off class.

I hope that this class isn't scheduled for super early in the morning. I know some courses, like the Fae, Pixie, Brownie Studies (FPBS), have to start at dawn. But I saw some of my friends earlier who are already taking the class, and they seemed completely dazed. It looked like their life energy was being leeched out and analyzed -- which is probably how I look too when I have to wake up before 5am, ha ha.

How are people liking the new mobile classrooms? With so many new students on campus I guess they needed more space for classes.

Last year they used all Baba Yaga™ brand mobile learning units, but they had a tendency to wander off at night. Or sometimes with students still in them. I think most of the students were eventually found.

This year it looks like they're using all outdoor projection systems. Pretty realistic, just not great in the cold or rain. I wonder if they'll be using them for the Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker class. Being a public/private hybrid funding thing, it seems like something corporate sponsor @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. would be into. Because cheaper.

HELLO EVERYONE!!

WELL, @Carol Song , YOU ARE TURNING OUT TO BE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO THE UPWARD MOBILITY AND THE MODERN WORKER CLASS , SINCE THE CLASS WAS INVENTED!! THIS PUBLICITY, WE MEAN, YOUR QUESTIONS ARE GREAT FOR SHOWING HOW GREAT THIS CLASS IS!!

TO RESPOND TO YOUR QUERY, WHILE MANY OF THE LOW BROW CLASSES ARE USING SOME OLD PROJECTION TRASH, WE ARE USING A STATE OF THE ART FLOATING AMPHITHEATER WITH SURROUND SOUND AND COZY SOFT FOAM CHAIRS. THIS CLASS IS NOT ONLY INCREDIBLY BENEFICIAL, BUT INCREDIBLY LUXURIOUS!!

AS A REMINDER TO ALL STUDENTS, THE START DATE FOR THIS CLASS IS THIS THURSDAY! THE LAST DAY YOU CAN APPLY FOR THIS CLASS IS THIS WEDNESDAY, SO IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS FANTASTIC AND VALUABLE CLASS, PLEASE APPLY BY TOMORROW!!


THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

I know it's a day too late but is it too late to sign up @GROTTO G.S.M. INC.? I just found out that EVERYBODY is taking Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker class and so it must be good right? To be upwardly mobile and rotten? OOOOOPS i mean MODERN!!! HAHAHAHAHA jk

Ok but seriously I know like everyone is signed up like @Finnegan Tomko and @Beenie Weevil and @Elizabeth... and @EmilyDH and @Opal Satyrfield and @Quinnethyn and @TaylorKem and @Julissa Uitvlugt and @Groyn Azhul (even though they don't even go to this school) and @Alicia and everybody I sit with at lunch.

So is it too late or is the floating amphitheatre full? pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease @GROTTO G.S.M. INC.?

HELLO EVERYONE!!

@Marbles Sanders ALL LATE STUDENTS HAVE TO PAY A 100 DOLLAR FEE.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

So I paid my $100 late fee online but didn't get a receipt or confirmation or syllabus or a schedule or a book list or anything. Did Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker already start? Is there a study group? Can I borrow somebody's notes? Or an engram record?