AH! AAAAAAAHHHHHH! OH NONONONONO! IT'S IN MY ROOM! *lights flickering* IT IS SHEDDING ITS DANGEROUS SPORES ALL OVER MY BELONGINGS! *shuffling noises* I am hiding under my covers from the beast.... *breathing noises* I-It has come in through my o-open window... I-I am so scared... *breathing* *shifting* AH! MORRIS! DO NOT GET NEAR THE CREA- ah. yes. You cannot touch it. But why do you approach it so fearlessly...? Hm? It seems to be vibrating again. *gasp* HOW LONG UNTIL IF EXPLODES?! MORRIS, STAY AWAY FROM THE FOUL THING! IT WILL DESTROY ME! *glass shattering* SEE WHAT IT MADE ME DO! *shuffling* Morris refuses to listen to me. I believe this strange mammal has mind control.

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Morris, what was the name of this? A... "cat"...? I hate it already... WHAT?! NO! NO YOU WILL NOT KEEP IT! THE BLACK BOX IS STILL RESIDING UNDER MY BUNK SO I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS....*glass clinking* THIS /THING/ HERE! *Shuffling* Excuse me journal.

*muffled conversation*

*sigh* I return. He will not give up this ... "cat". He is naming it... after me. My second part of name... Eralonia. *mumbling* I am honored... but such a waste of a graceful name on such a disgusting creature. Wish me luck, journal.

@Sam AHA! I KNEW THE CREATURE WAS DANGEROUS! It was in my room, Dorm 667 1/3. It did not harm me, but I was close, oh so close to the brink of DEATH! I do not believe it was poison, but it was completely white except for a black spot on its muzzle. The color of its eyes was an evil, sinister green.

YES! I SHALL MEET WITH YOU SOON! Thank you, Mr. S, my new "friend"! I shall see you at lunch.

*muffled* Ah, another believer that this small mammal is a demon...! No offense, Morris... I do not mean to be rude... *click*

No no, you misunderstood. Morris has been dead since the Victorian Era. I communicate with ghosts. I have made him upset, and he has moved out and taken Eralo- *ahem* I mean, the "cat" with him.

I am joyous about the departure of the cat, but without Morris here...

*sigh*

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*click*