The Thought Leader is coming to campus!

You've all aware of his daring exploits around the world--in various time periods and even on other planets--from news stories and his YouTube channel. This weekend, you'll have a chance to see the Thought Leader in person as part of our ongoing lecture series "Super Psys: Being the Greatest Psychic You Can Be."

The lecture will be presented in person, as well as by Brain-O-Matic Helmet for those of you not able to attend directly. The fun begins at 8pm this Saturday in Mesmer Hall. Seats are available on a first-come basis, so be sure to line up early.

See you there!

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Sooooo stoked to see the Thought Leader tonight -- in the FLESH! I have been the Thought Leader's #1 fan since before he got famous, so there really isn't another student on campus who knows more about him and his vision than I do, I'm sure.

But EVERYBODY should go and see him tonight! That's what he says to do. So we've been lined up in front of Mesmer Hall since dawn. We've got lawn chairs, blankets, and kickin' the jams on our Singing Wood speakers. We'll have sunscreen and refreshments all day, so stop by for MAD HYDRATION when you get your place in line, cuz it's gonna be packed!!!

NOBODY can resist the Thought Leader.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

I think the protesters at the Thought Leader event deserve our praise--not the flippant derision that his supporters are dishing out. Everyone who participated in that demonstration was incredibly brave, I think.

The Though Leader's tactics are unsound at best - criminal at worst. He claims to be an active, sentient, conscious actor that controls vast territories of the time-mind, herding it around like a swarm of butterflies. Instead, he is merely an artificial personality construction, created around a naturally occurring confluence of experience streams. Like we all are.

In my psychic woodshop class, I learned that it's an illusion to believe we are the masters of our reality. The knots and burls and hollows of our experience are given to us, and we merely inhabit and care for them. To claim dominion over them is a delusion.

That is why I stand with the protesters. Let us shed light on the Thought Leader for what he really is! A holographic artifact of our own imaginations! We do not lead thoughts - we ARE the thoughts.

I don't see why everyone was so surprised when The Thought Leader won. Even if he only controlled 47% of our brains, it's the 47% that controls executive function, which is where it's at, AMIRITE?

So, while it may feel strange for 48% of your brain to be controlled by a smaller portion, I'd like to remind everyone that this is the exact function of the subconscious, which has served us well since the beginning of evolution on this planet.

Reptillianly yours,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)