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Matching by Mattie 8/2/2015 8:34pm
Attention Sentient Beings of Psyhigh:
You are sooo welcome! Yes, peer into your closets and behold the offical Mattie's Magnificent Walk-In Closet! Look at it... endless rows of the hottest clothing selctions. Sure, a lot of people's clothes got disintegrated during the process (only clothes in closets of course, I'm not heartless). But wasn't this sacrifce worth it? Yes, yes it was. And now that my favorite "bestie" @*Atlantica*
has returned ("Hiiiiii everybody!") She can be the first one to enter and see the awesomeness of my pocket universe! ("Um, I actually can't do that... I'm temporarily blinded!") Oh. Well. I can at very least lead you in and you can... like... feel the clothes. They're high quality! They'll feel nice! ("Yeah! Except these ropes you tied me up in make it so I can't move my arms....") Ugh! I knew I should've kidnapped @Kristopher
... he's got true appreciation for fashion.... ("I can still go in there and... um... tell you if it smells nice!") Or let me know if you're flesh burns from supernatural heat? ("Sure thing bestie!") I forgot how great you are Atlantica! Alright, in you go-- *@Nobody
is heard bursting into the room, others following* Bonjour! What a surprise! Are you guys here to celebrate the grand opening of Mattie's Magnificent Walk-In Closet? Wait, what's with the weird magic fabric? Hey! Stay away from me! I'll push Attie in! STAY BACK! At least let me finish my post!!!
Fighting for the right to wear makeup,
Scilph 8/2/2015 8:48pm
"ACK! LET GO OF ME- EEP! NOOOOO, NOT MY BEAUTIFUL EYELINER! THAT FOUNDATION TOOK HOURS TO APPLY!"
~We've been able to remove the makeup of others around campus... but we're struggling with Mattie's. We've all been smudging mer face with the giant Makeup Wipe... but none of it's coming off. At all! I mean, there are makeup smears on the towelette... but there's still the makeup on her face!~
~We need Nobody... but we don't know what we need her to do! Everyone, keep your closet doors shut... we don't need anyone falling into the abyss. No matter how amazing they look, STAY AWAY FROM THE CLOTHES.~
~Uh-uhm... I need to think over this screaming--!~
"NOOOO, MY PRECIOUS MAKEUP! I WON'T BE BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT IT! I'LL LOOK HIDEOUS!"
~Augh, I can't hear over this--~
~Nobody! I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO!~
~C-COMPLEMENT MATTIE! TELL HER HOW YOU THINK SHE IS WITHOUT MAKEUP! REMIND HER OF ALL THE REASONS YOU'RE HER FRIEND!~
~H-HURRY! THE DIMENSIONAL RIFT IS OPENING! W-WE'LL GET SUCKED IN! YOU NEED TO MAKE MATTIE TAKE OFF HER MAKEUP HERSELF!~
Nobody 8/2/2015 9:20pm
Dear, um, Mattie(?),
Umm... You... Don't need...uh..um...uh......ummm ....er.... *swallows a whole jar of sprinkles* Makeup! You don't need makeup to be beautiful. I think. Sure makeup is ok to extenuate your features, and compliment certain parts of your...uh...um... Face. But it's not ok to hide behind, to make a mask that hides your features and what you really look like. It's not ok to use makeup to cover up natural beauty because you think it's not...good enough. Or not popular (enough?). We all go through times of self doubt, when we find the face in the mirror...ugly. Or not how we want to look like. But just just because we see ugliness when our eyes are blinded with self doubt, doesn't mean that we really are ugly. No one is truly "ugly". We are each perfect and unique. Beautiful and gorgeous in our own special ways. And personality is just as important. You have a kind, heart, and...uh... A kind heart. But still. A very kind heart. You're a wonderful person and have great character even without makeup. And...You are just as, um...fashionable? Without makeup as you are with it. More so. In fact... Au naturale is really IN right now! Yeah!! Sure! That's what all the gorgeous popular, uh, fashionable... FAMOUS MATCHMAKERS are doing right now. Yeah! It's really trendy. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. EVERY one who's ANY one is taking off their makeup and strutting their stuff! I think. Yeah. A TRUE fashionista-matchmaker-popular girl-future homecoming/prom Queen-person looks great without makeup and is proud to show it! You are no exception. Don't be "out"! Be "in"! IN style, that is! With our new makeup removal products, designed specifically for YOU! YES, YOU! Come try YOUR unique product used by famous people, like...uh... That Guy, for FREE! FOR. FREE. Show off your natural beauty! And stuff. *eats another jar of sprinkles and collapses against a wall in exhaustion*
Matching by Mattie 8/3/2015 8:26am
Hi my fellow students. *avoids eye contact* In response to many inquiries, yes, Mattie's Magnificent Walk-In Closet and the possessed makeup bathrooms are going to be disposed of. I'm working through the process as I type. "Matching by Mattie" formally apologizes for trying to forcibly fashion-ize the student body, and hopes that this won't discourage you from pursuing your true love with the aid of our love-based products. However, you won't be able to purchase these products for a while... because Psyhigh staff has shut down "Matching by Mattie". I'm on probation, and all my extracurricular activites are suspended until it's decided if I'm allowed to stay at school or be expelled. Hopefully I can play the part of a nice, humble, average student long enough to regain my beloved organization/business. Until then... I guess I just have to memorize my class schedule and keep my head down.
Thank you to Eralonia, Nobody, Scilph, Atlantica, Kristopher, and Gretel for talking me back from the edge. I guess I inherited some of my Great-Aunt Fortuna's crazy. I'm staying away from makeup for now... mainly because the products I was using were from Forever Diner. I couldn't help myself! Great-Aunt Fortuna looked so fab! And she just left her purse on the table unguarded! I wanted to see how her products worked on me! And once you start using other dimensional makeup... it's hard to stop. *sigh* At least it's all gone now. Remember everyone, stop by classroom 375 for the last day we're open. Everything must go. Except my Whisperfly, keep your grubby hands off her.
Oh, and Eralonia, you are NOT the older cousin! I am! Because... becuase I've got more understanding and experience in this world than you! So there! Hmph!
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