Ok, you didn't have anything to do with this, @Neuman Grange. And honestly, there's no shame in using placebos to help kids meet other kids. And your ability is cool, too. But what is @Gene Sequins talking about, with the "ERADICATION/RESEQUENCING" biz? And who IS "MORMO"?
We need to find the truth, before we meet the end of PsyHigh.

ALL HAIL THE NEW MACHINE! YOU WILL KNOW OUR POW--

oh, uh, sorry, the caps lock was on. and the projector that makes my face all big and scary.

look, i really didn't mean for this to go so far. now @Pearline has @Junior Agent LuLu and the psycops involved, and people are getting hurt, so i figure i better come clean.

i'm pneuman grange, from st. louis. my special power is i can talk to phones. not just on phones, but to them. if your phone is acting freaky, or it says it's out of space but you know it shouldn't be, then i'm your guy. i'm like the phone whisperer. just give me a couple minutes with it and i'll get it all worked out.

but when i got to psychic high school, everybody was so bad ass with their powers that i thought i needed to be something bigger too. so that's when i started thew new machine movement, which started attracting a lot of cyborg kids.

but that stuff about the synthetic neurotransmitters? i just made that up. at the dance, it was just orange soda, honest. and i really don't have control over the cyborg kids at all. i don't even really know them that well. it was just like, a way to meet people?

please don't kick me out of school. i couldn't stand going back to st. louis. ever.

/request= Halp

I LOVE YOUR STORIE ABOUT THE NEW MACHINE VERY inspirational!!!!! @Neuman Grange can i set up an appointment to come to one of your meetings when is the next one

one_step_auth_command.bui

Username: p845

Password: ************

ACCESS OUT OF SYSTEM
Initializing...

sys_log=true;
@Neuman Grange=contacted;

ACCESS GRANTED

user_command int...
{question:"What is the machine planning?"
statement:"People are worried."
question:"Why @Silverfawn and @Kayla May?"
define:"MORMO"
//*tag:@Gene Sequins*//
}

Waiting for response...

*/attempt access_journal
*/enter student_username: Gretel
*/enter student_password: ******
*/ERROR: Password Incorrect
*/Systems Check: Error Found. Caps lock = on
*/Caps lock manual_override
*/enter student_password: ******
*/virtual_student_forum accessed
*/preparing esthetically pleasing format
*/evaluating rhyme scheme
*/begin emitting wavelengths in rhythmic patterns

The New Machine:

/One Two Three
/Move With Me
/Soundlessly
/Synchronizing.

/Four Five Six
/Clangs and Clicks
/Each Piece Fits
/Intricately

/Seven Eight Nine
/Now's The Time
/Join Our Minds
/It's Peace We Find

/Ten Ten Ten
/No Turning Back
/You're One Of Us
/We're All You
/Enjoy The View
/Of A Utopia
/Being Built On Trust
/And Binary Code

1221221221222
ITS COMING HE IS READY
1221283855676853
211015 I FEEL IT

Members of the Mainframe: remain strong!

The New Machine will remain uncorrupted! Components of the New Machine should limit exposure to non-compiled students. Unless proper drivers have been installed, interaction with uninitiated memory systems should be limited to non-committal handshakes or cookie exchange. Deeper exposure may result in corruption of essential New Machine code structures.

Does your assembly matrix need a scan? Or are you just curious as to the advantages of being part of the New Machine? Find out more tonight at 8 in the Uncommon Area.

// none of this generates any memory
#define RUDE_REMARK
#define IF(target = self) {
#define END IF! }
typedef destruct {
unsigned defensive response ; // 'unsigned' is unsigned
unsigned submissive response;
unsigned aggressive response;
unsigned surrealist response;
} WTF;

// this generates memory
int i;
int N = @Scourge;
char prompt[] = "Enter a stranger:";
int A[MAX_SIZE];
int* BizarreArray;
int BSize=14;
WTFa visual display = {UDM, 1FS, 4Q};

Hiiii Losers