Just a quick note to everybody who's in the production (whether you know it or not) -- you're doing GREAT! You might have noticed me ghosting around campus, keeping track of everybody on my clipboard, and you're all hitting your marks and remembering your lines. Keep up the great work, and whatever you do DON'T THINK ABOUT THE SHOW!

So I found a ticket stub in my pocket for the PsyHigh Valentine's Dance 2018, but I don't remember going. I've asked around and nobody knows anything about it.

Was this part of your production, @selena thelema? Or should I be worried?

I knew there was something fishy about Valentine's night. The next morning it was clear someone had used the kitchen in our dorm wing, and did some serious baking. They cleaned up really well, but I know that kitchen so well that there was no fooling me. A little bit of flour fresh in the sifter, a drop of water on the Kitchenaid from being washed the night before, and perhaps a teaspoon of my baking powder missing.

How strange to learn that it might have been me all along?

I have no special memories of Valentine's otherwise... nothing stands out, but it's not like a big black hole. It just seems like an... "average night?" I did homework, went to bed...

I went back and looked in my phone and found a TON of pictures of the dance. I'm thought it was a dream. But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you...and you were there. But you couldn't have been could you?

And who are all the people with the goat heads?

I am afraid I can neither confirm nor deny my production company's role in the events or non-events of the evening of Valentine's Day. I'm really kind of breaking the rules by even letting you know that any such "production company" even exists! So, please trust me when I tell you I can't tell you anything.

Also, if you haven't returned your costume yet, the deadline is this Friday, otherwise you won't be able to get your deposit back (or you can have it dry cleaned yourself).