School Store Oddities

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Winifred Power
- 12/26/2020 9:30pm

I went to the school store for pencils and they looked at me like I was crazy. They told me to go to the Handy Mart in town. But I don't want to go to town, ride the bus, be around all those... people. I saw other students with those Psyhigh pencils but they wouldn't sell one to me. I think it's personal.

Kentucky Cheddar
- 1/1/2021 7:56pm

Moondrop Dewdrop Bottle

It was cheap, in the discount bin. It came with a little page of instructions inside it, printed in Etruscan. You use it to capture the raindrops or icedrops with moonlight in them. They stay lit inside the bottle, like fireflies, but live longer.

It is glowing on the desk in my room next to my Psyhigh snow globe.

- 1/9/2021 7:47pm

Aw, that's sweet, uh... @Annie Sweet! Those Christmas lights were one of the best buys I made at the School Store on Psychic Cyber Monday. But now's an even better time to stock up because they're all 75% off. Get ready for next year! Though I hope you get out by then.

Actually, after Christmas, Boxing Day, New Year's, and Epiphany, I'm moving on. My Christmas decorations are stowed and frost sealed in their stone urns, and I'm turning my eyes towards Valentine's Day. It's just around the corner, you know! You need to start love potions fermenting now to be at their full potency when the 14th rolls around.

- 1/12/2021 7:56am

I just wanted a jumper. Just a new jumper after my last one got burn't to pieces, is that too much to ask for. Turns out they don't sell jumpers but they do sell:

1) jumping rabbit feet
2 ) jump weed
3) pre-made jump potion

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5) ןย๓קєг
6) ʝʊʍքɛʀ
7) ʝųɱ℘ɛཞ
8) Ĵυϻρ

Buttermilk Alfredo
- 1/17/2021 10:18pm

I took home a pair of safety glasses with software lens. Just like the ones old people use, to keep them on track. You know how you're not supposed to play with your parents' safety glasses with software lens but then you do anyway and it hurts and makes you a little sick? This is like a training set, with soft bumpers and railings where the poison hooks are supposed to be, so you can get used to it.

I really don't want them. I suppose they could help build up your immunity, but they're still addictive.

Kaia Malone
- 1/21/2021 1:34pm

I found an ancient tome filled with fairy tales in their original language. I am currently in possession of it an I am quite satisfied
5 stars

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