Rebellion In The Agriculture Department

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Jackie Packerman
- 5/9/2015 8:48pm

I would like to be the first to congratulate the cows on their historic win.
As many people will now be aware the cows gained their right to attend Psy High. This demand (while being the primary focus of their campaign) was the only one of their original 57 demands to be approved.
I know I for one warmly welcome our new cow peers and look forward to a bright future and bridging the gap between psychics and cows.
-Jackie

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Jackie Packerman
- 5/8/2015 9:02pm

Tensions are still rising between the student body and the cow resistance. However after the alleged time travel event during the Bees and Beekeepers Spring Formal (and thankfully no hostage situation ever took place, well in this timeline anyway), action on the part of the cows appears to have slowed. Many of the demands made by Olympe have been denied by the school board. Although several have gained support and will soon go to a vote, the outcome of which I personally will be awaiting.

-Jackie





Jackie Packerman
- 5/2/2015 1:36am

I have been informed that the leader of the cow rebellion is Olympe. I have been told by insider sources the Olympe has entered into discussions with the head master. I am unsure as of yet what the negotiations are about but the disrespect has only gotten worse. All of the cows now seem to believe that they are in a position to demand special treatment. These include hoof massages, longer karaoke sessions and soup made entirely of human souls. (Obviously we couldn’t provide the first one) I will hopefully be able to keep you informed on this front.





Jackie Packerman
- 4/29/2015 2:24am

Has anyone else noticed that the cows in the agricultural department are consistently rebelling? I seem to not be able to get them to walk in any direction, stand still, or even preform low level matter manipulation. I first noticed it on Monday when after guarding a gate created by some of the calves’ hap-hazard use of their horn lasers and waiting for to one of the other students to use her telepathic tendrils to manoeuvre any escaped cows back into the paddock. One of the cows was standing close to the hole. Have you been near a cow lately? Is it just me or do they seem to be getting bigger recently? This one was nearly two meters tall and exceptionally fat. She looked me dead into the eyes and mooed. I began learning cow when I was 7 but gave up quickly so I am nowhere near fluent but I didn't have to be to understand her meaning load and clear, she was calling the other cows. They came in droves, nearly 50 cows packed up around the hole I was guarding. I attempted to make sure they didn't move any closer by clapping, shouting, and causing small changes in the Earth’s magnetic field however they, on the commanding moo of the original ring leader, stood their ground. Once the other student had returned, we closed up the hole in the fence. That was when I heard a moo I could understand, it was the moo that roughly translated to uprising or revolution. As I said before, is anyone else having a similar problem or am I merely an easy target for nasty cows to disrespect?