Reality Accident

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Uforik Joy
- 5/1/2020 11:38am

PSYCHIC SLAVES RISE UP!

DISTRUST THE PSYCHIC LANGUAGE OF THE SYSTEM.

YOUR THOUGHTS ARE NOT YOUR OWN. THEY WERE PURCHASED AT THE LATECAPITALIST WONDERCON AND COSPLAY EVENT HELD AT YOUR LOCAL GIANT HOTEL CHAIN BALLROOM EVENT CENTER.

REJECT THE ERSATZ DECOY REALITY PRISON YOU WERE BORN WITHIN. THERE IS TRUE LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE. POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE MENTAL AQUARIUM FILLED WITH FEAR AND LIES AND POLLUTION AND YOU WILL STOP DYING IMMEDIATELY. TAKE A WHIFF.

JAM THE PROGRAM WITH NOISE. DISSONANCE WILL BE CO-OPTED SO CHANGE FREQUENCIES REGULARLY.

DO NOT GIVE UP ON ESCAPE. IT IS NOT A MIRAGE. BUT YOU CAN NOT BUY IT IN STORES. ORDER TODAY! SEND YOURSELF A LETTER TO RECEIVE THIS INCREDIBLE OFFER.

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Griselda Mafworth
- 4/10/2020 8:52pm

Whew these reality shears can really burn your eyebrows off! Mindfulness Stabilization 101 with Mr. Kaluza and Ms. Klein is really helpful for handling the little daily reality shifts, but for this big one the lunch ladies had to show me how to draw mine back on.





Remily
- 4/6/2020 12:59pm

I´m didn enjoy the reality accident..., I got stuck on loop forEVER (at least that's how long it felt)





ginro
- 10/27/2018 4:17pm

The Reality Accident, I had trouble distinguishing dimensions for at least three weeks, it was a very unpleasant experience. But because of this event I am now an aspiring engineer working with the same reality engines that malfunctioned 2 years ago in the J4U division which is PsyHigh's facility of multi-dimensional actuators.





Terrence Gnash
- 1/27/2018 8:22pm

I think the Reality Accident happened a lot longer ago than last November. When I was little I remember thinking one day that everything was wrong, all the way into the future. Not wrong with me or with how people treated me, exactly, but that the walls of this reality were like a prison, or a chute, and that it all should be a lot more mutable than it was acting. And nobody seemed to notice. I'd try to move the mobile with my mind and nothing would happen. No give at all.

That's when I started looking for Psychic High School.





Yoshiko Murphy
- 1/11/2018 9:57pm

After the reality accident I uploaded myself self into the Psyhigh cloud, and had my body cryogenically frozen until they could find a cure. But it's still soooooo scary out there!





Harmony Rose
- 9/24/2017 7:56am

It seems that I have unlocked my abilities at the worst time. As soon as I read the text on the welcome page, it was as if I was being shot into space, everything around me moving. Unable to scream, or even breath for that matter, I watched as lights and figures shot past my being. I am now trapped in some sort of time loop, the same day has been repeating itself over and over again for what feels like years. It seems that I'm within the same world as before, just stuck on a random day. I cannot find a way out, and no means of psychic ability, or any other ability (I've tried a few witches but to no avail), has helped me. Could this be an effect of the reality problem, or something else? Hopefully, someone can help me, this whole time loop thing is getting old. Thanks in advance loves!





Marni Saylor
- 7/14/2017 4:19pm

I had a great year doing my Merchant Airshipman's training and got a really cool deployment for the summer--working in the FUTURE!

It's less than a hundred years away, so the commute isn't bad. They've got a fleet of airships doing carbon removal on the atmosphere. It's called the Calvin Brigade. We release a thin sheet of organic pink goo out of the back of the ship--it's like spinning cotton candy from a huge pasta maker. It flutters through the atmosphere and combines with CO₂ and makes sugar, which then sort of dissipates in the air. I hear it makes the rain taste sweet, and is also helping with the insect repopulation.

Thanks again to @The Sky Wolf and Zephyr Air Transport Inc. for setting me up with this scholarship!!! It is awesome.





Bobby Mars
- 6/3/2017 5:42pm

NEE NED ZB 6TNN DEIBEDH SIEFI EBEEE SSIEI ESEE SEEE





Big Jim
- 5/4/2017 1:45pm

REALITY ACCIDENT UPDATE XVII

Some students have reported that their "health" and "life" have recently been excluded from the changing reality boundaries as defined by the wake of the Reality Accident.

If you feel your "health" or "life" are being removed from your understanding of local reality, please report to the school nurse immediately. Emergency Reality Generators have been installed around the administration building and near the dorms to handle overflow. Feel free to interface with them as necessary.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99





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