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Cassie is really enjoying working on her esoteric yoga practice with her own personal Night Training coach. She finds her mind clearer, her spirit more flexible, and she feels incredibly refreshed the next day. Let's hear what @
Cassie has to say:
"It's like there's a whole new person inside me. Or vice versa!"
Wouldn't you like to achieve the clarity that @
Cassie has? Now you can! Head down to the Hypno-gym for signups now. And tell 'em Big Jim sent ya!
Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99
I'd like to join esoteric yoga. It sounds fun.
Hey @
Reyna Thorne!
I really enjoy all kinds of Esoteric Yoga too, but it's really important to choose your specific focus, because there are so many flavors of EY (as we practitioners call it) and they each are very demanding in their own way.
For instance, you can join @
Cassie and I every Thursday night in the Hypno-gym for our Personal Night Training sessions - I've already got 500 hours logged as a Personal Trainer but I'm not allowed to teach solo till I hit 2500, and my initial students are released from the Dream Asylum, which really ought to be by the end of summer. I hear they're recovering really well.
There's also the Esoteric Doll Yoga, practiced by @
Bertrand P, who does have a wonderful collection of figurines, though my imported Japanese Elsa (with Kung-fu grip) plus my Cro-Magnon American Girl are necessary for any of the advanced configurations, when you're ready for them. @Bertand P is certainly getting there, but he's only been at it for 8 years.
Then there's the Esoteric Yoga Overview class, which I just started this week and @
Big Jim has been a great help with - I think he's learning a lot. In it, I do a session a week on the 99 Arcane Forms and their relevance to Esoteric Yoga in the 21st century, and I administer a test (of my own design) to find out what type of Esoteric Yoga will be right for you. Ah, and I notice one in my catalog you might be very interested in - Esoteric Hamster Yoga!
Feel free to drop by my office any time - just down the hall from the Dean's lounge - and I can give you some materials to review, and after you pass some initial examinations you may be invited for the screening initiation to attend an open house.
Sincerely,
The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)