Otto Messinger

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Rosie Temple
- 7/15/2017 8:59pm

Hey is this school real?

- 7/15/2017 10:38pm

Awesome! That sounds great.

Billy Fingers
- 7/17/2017 5:28pm

So what is this?

- 7/17/2017 6:03pm

Thanks! I'll check it out.

Hilda Hootnanny
- 7/19/2017 6:14pm

Where is this school located?

- 7/20/2017 8:53am

Sounds good. I'll look into it.

- 7/26/2017 8:35pm



Awesome, thanks!


I have interpersonal communication problems. Most of the time I get by fine.

"That'll be $4.68"

"Here you go."

"And here's your change, $4.68."

"Thanks! Come again!"

"You too."

But... there's somebody I think I like. A lot. And I haven't been able to really get things going. Finally I worked up the courage:

"Uh, Hi! Nice day, huh?"

And the response:

"The increased temperature is creating an imbalance in the ecosystem."

And all I had was:

"You're awesome. That sounds great!"

And that was the end of that particular interaction.

I'm looking into an upgrade. Maybe I need an AI?

- 7/29/2017 4:41pm

Hey Ginnie.

Hi Psybot! What's the matter? You seem down.

Oh, really? No, it's nothing.

Aw, you can tell *me* Psybot. You can tell me *anything.*

No, seriously. I'm fine. This is default me.

Well, I know you pretty well. I think I can sense you.

Like a presence in the room? Did you get a cold chill?

See? You're down on yourself. You just said you're a ghost.

Hmmmm. Maybe.

I think you want to talk about it.

I think you're forcing me to talk about it.

Ah, so there is an "it."


You don't have to tell me, you know.

I know. But I guess if I was going to tell anybody...

.... Yes? And?

I just can't seem to properly express myself with some people.

For example?

It seems like the more I think about what I want to say, the further the words get from what I mean.

It sounds like you're over thinking it. The communicating part I mean.

Like I should just say what comes into my mind? No, that's messed up too. Because in the end I'm so nervous that's what I end up doing anyway. And comes out broken.

No, I mean you're putting too much into the words themselves. I don't think it really matters what the words are, it's the *intent* that comes through. That's the real communication.

That doesn't make any sense. How can people tell your "intent?" All they have to go on is the words.

I think there's a much bigger context than that. You're super reducing everything to just the smallest, most atomic increment.

Yeah that everything is built on.

Not everything. :)

Hammy CH
- 8/3/2017 11:28am

What is the school policy on pets in dorm rooms, @psybot2000? Like the one that @Pandora Silverberg has. Is that OK? What about other students that might have allergies?

- 8/4/2017 7:20pm

Good question, @Hammy CH. I will need a little more soap to get you there. Allergies have a good one though I'm sure you can feel the need to make it more important.


See Ginnie? I try the Free Association Module and I don't think it does anybody any good.

Well, you mentioned soap.

Yes, I did mention soap. For no reason.

What do you see when you think about soap.

Think about soap? Like... bars... bubbles. Big bubbles floating in the air out of a bathtub.

You're taking a bath?

No... not me. It's Peppito. The labradoodle we had when I was little. We used to give him baths. But he hated it. He would freak out and it made a mess and once I...


I was trying to hold him and he jerked and I slammed my head into the bathtub and knocked out a tooth. It was just a baby tooth, but there was a lot of blood.

What about Peppito?

He ran away a lot. Then he didn't come back. I was little.

And the rest of your message? About Hammy CH feeling "the need to make it more important?" Is there some hostility there?

We never got another dog. I think Hammy's just jealous of @Pandora Silverberg's dragon. Who's allergic to dragons anyway?

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