Well, first thing's first, I DON'T BELONG HERE.

I mean, it almost feels as if I just woke up here. Just one question wrong, and I get sent here! It's ridiculous! Everyone's looking at me like I'm missin' my head, when I'm the only normal human being here!

Ah well, learning how to levitate is pretty dandy.

~The one, the only, the Burlap

You are a... human being? No psychic powers? No third arm or anything? Hmm. That is unfortunate. I believe you cannot transfer, so you must make the best of your predicament. My name is Scilpheraloniastrophaquestborono, or, you may address me as "Scilph". I am also relatively new here. I can communicate with the dead, read minds, but interfere with electrical currents. Come to me if you have any questions or concerns.