Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs

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- 2/17/2020 9:20pm

On behalf of all the Giant Intelligent Slugs, I’d like to thank everyone for such a great turnout at the Valentine’s Dance last Friday. And formally apologize for the “lost time” some students may have experienced near the end there.

I think everybody can agree that the limbo contest and the hokey pokey were great fun, the slugballs were a fantastic “get to know you” time, and that we all learned a lot from the mucus excretion dance-off.

We just thought that releasing a little bit of the slug-enriched vapor from the Emission Tanks would add a “special something” to the night, and hadn’t considered any of the potential side-effects, neurochemical or otherwise.

No need to visit your school nurse!! We’re sure any lingering little quirks will be fading real soon.

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Clark Thompson
- 2/15/2020 2:28pm

"You sincerely thought I'd bust in here with a Psy Corps tactical team, and, what, start throwing salt around?"

Buffy Chan showed up at the Valentine's Dance, along with most students, and all of the Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs. I asked her to slow dance because, you know, that would be the most clandestine way for me, as a Psy Corps undercover operative, to communicate with my handler.

"You're not an operative," she reminded me. "You're an intern. And besides, the slugs have diplomatic immunity."

The slugs really seemed to be having a good time. They started with their line dance, snaking through the crowd and leaving a silvery slime trail all over the floor of Limacidae Hall. Then some adventurous students joined in, and then more, till it seemed like everybody was part of the big slug line. That really helped break the ice for the Slugball dance, where more and more slugs adhered to particular students until they were completely covered with them, and looked like a giant ball of giant slugs with a pair of human legs sticking out. A few of them were swaying in the slow dance crowd around us.

"They're just hoping to get to know us better," Buffy whispered in my ear. "Psyhigh seemed like the best place to let them roam free where we could still keep an eye on them. Hey, this fog is a great effect."

I looked around, and saw the other couples being slowly enveloped in a thin mist. Had the slugs rented a fog machine? I hoped they didn't use my debit card. I looked around the edge of the dance floor, and there, against the wall, was one of those Emission Tank outlets. The kind they use to power the school. And the fog was pouring out of it.

Wait, was it on fire? @iXlrshnoo, @oTrknirloo, and @uGilgamoo were slithering over it, working the knobs and levers. More and more vapor bellowed from the Emission Tank.

And that's when Buffy and I passed out.

- 2/14/2020 8:02pm

slurp. slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp SLURP

Flores de la Mente
- 2/13/2020 1:58pm

Come to the Valentine’s Dance and find out, @Emma Dale!

The posters also say something about a “slugball dance.” Maybe it’s like a snowball dance? Sounds gross but I guess I want to see what it is.

Emma Dale
- 2/13/2020 1:20pm

I don’t even know what this is. Someone please explain to me what this is.

Flores de la Mente
- 2/12/2020 8:39am

What’s this about a Valentine’s Dance? It doesn’t sound like a school sponsored event. The posters look like they were drawn by a four year old with a wet brush.

Is anybody planning on going? It’s in Limacidae Hall Friday at 8. And who is the band? It says The Keelbacks but I’ve never heard of them. They sound lame.

- 2/11/2020 6:25am

i look at the slugs and let out a high pitch scream.And shoves unicorn sparkle up there mouth hehehehe. I look at them they turn around they are beautiful unicorns with golden fur and they brush there sparkly mane.

- 2/10/2020 5:18am

It is best to throw those Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs into the emission tanks @Clark Thompson. They have been multiplying rapidly, and need to be exterminated. You have probably noticed all of the trails that they have been making across the school, or the wilted lettuce leaves scattered in seemingly unnoticeable places. If you do not get rid of them, I will have to go into the registration office to find your dorm-room, and then break into it. As for the emission tanks, it is just a tank that turns anything that goes into it, a vapor, which is then used to power the school. I think that this is the most resourceful way to get rid of those pesky slugs.

Clark Thompson
- 2/9/2020 11:06am

"We'd really like to thank you for helping us out with our problem, Clark, and inviting us into your room."

My room has been invaded by dozens of the giant invasive intelligent slugs. They hang from the walls and ceiling and the light fixture and are all over my couch. I did not invite them in.

"Well, ok, maybe not 'invited' exactly. But can we say you've opened your heart?"

It's impossible to tell which one (or ones?) are talking. Because telepathy.

"We're just so super excited for Psyhigh's Valentine's Dance! It will be a great place for our species to mingle. We just need a private place to practice our dancing."

A few of them are in a circle in the middle of the room, bobbing and weaving and doing their thing. Their multi-colored sensory tentacles move like they're underwater.

"What about those emission tanks?" I ask. "What are those exactly?"

Suddenly all the giant invasive intelligent slugs turn to face me at once.


They all keep staring right at me, silently.

Till one starts giggling. It's the one called @iXlrshnoo I think. Then they all start cracking up.

"Awww, we're just pulling your leg, Clark."

- 2/6/2020 5:23am

I would like to give my sincere thanks to @oTrknirloo for giving me his location so that I can throw him in the emission tank. I will get you all. HAHAHAHA!

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